How to get rid of mess

what mess are you guys talking about?...

i masturbate straight into the dishwasher every night just before i start it

no fuss no muss

 

seriously dude just buy a pocket pussy shit seems looserly, but its like 30 bucks and it feels like the real thing + no mess. trust me.

 

only the real thing feels like the real thing...no exceptions....did you mean to spell looserly....did you mean loserish or loser-like?

 

Try to put it back from where it came...

 

have u touched that artificial flesh crap. feels pretty real to me !

 

pocket pussies are incredible

 

I aim for my wifes back then i say look what you maid me do !
or cum in her panties for a gift to her

 

I just wipe it of on the cat

 

thats why your cat stinks lol

 

As I mentioned before, I often cum my wife's moisturizing lotion. If not that, in her coffee creamer, and if not that, in her breakfast. I've developed this feeling that it's my responsibility to ensure that every drop of my cum is either swallowed by her or applied to her body. If it doesn't go into her or onto her, it's wasted. Even when I'm actually having sex with her and my cum ends up on the sheets, I have a slight feeling of disappointment. Anyway, I no longer have any clean up issues, and it's been ages since I've had to use a kleenex or a sock. Crazy, huh?

 

I uset to eat it. Somethimes wipe away with my t-shirt.

 

Wank into a towel so your cum goes straight into it.

 

Its better not to touch it in your hands and a paper towel is the best one to get rid off it. Getting it done by your GF/ Wife would be really awesome.

 

I wank into a dirty pair of boxers.

 

Towel, tissue or bedding, but on my wife's face or hair is very good.

 

Eat it...or cum into your panties and throw them in the wash...

 

Do it right before bed. Shoot all over your belly. When pulling your underwear back up, pull it up further than usual so that some of the cum is on the underwear. Fall asleep. Everything is dry in the morning - all good.

 

all good, except for the rock hard underwear and the permanently glued together stomach/chest hairs.

 

I've done this. Was a very interesting experience.