So, you're the new guy, eh. You should probably know a few things before doing your time here. If you go into the Marijuana Forum, don't take any weed in there with you. They'll knock you down and take your stash faster than you can say "please don't"!! Don't learn that the hard way like I did. And Friday nights are for cage--matches. That's when one of the more powerful among us challenges/forces one of the weaker members into a no-holds-barred debate to the finish on the issue of whose mother is more chaste. I know it seems counter-intuitive to have one-sided fights--er, I mean debates--but experience has taught us that strong vs. strong, or weak vs. weak debates are rather lackluster events, and hardly as exciting as strong vs. weak. Sure, the outcome is pretty predictable, but there's never a standoff, which means that the weaker one is sure to get their feelings hurt . . . bad. Of course, there's always the chance that the underdog might get the upper hand and surprise the hell out of us all with an unexpected upset. And that's alright with us; we all like surprises around here. So settle in, and may God have mercy on your soul and your mother's reputation, cuz these bastards--and that includes me--most certainly won't! I'm just kidding. Welcome to this place. And if you need any cigarettes, you just let me know.
