The official 2012 zombie apocalypse thread!

Let's all freak out!


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/30/new-jersey-man-throws-intestines-at-cops-after-repeatedly-stabbing-himself/

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/politics/article/1202364--package-sent-to-conservative-party-headquarters-contains-human-foot-report-says

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/05/30/miami-cannibal-zombie-like-attack-linked-to-powerful-bath-salts-drug/

 

Fox - Fuck that! This guy is a zombie, lets have swat deal with 1 man.

Thestar - Heres a foot

Nationalpost - That niggas a zombie


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/28/miami-witness-says-naked-attacker-was-chewing-man-face/

http://io9.com/5875109/read-a-real+life-medical-report-on-three-cases-of-haitian-zombies

Never actually searched for zombie cases but now I cant stop searching! Kinda scary if they were real.

 

Does seem to be the month for weird shit

 

That tears it. I'm building a safe room.

 

I feel as if these "zombies" arent anything but ignorant drug addicts. Have you taken a stroll through your local housing project lately?

 

It's something in the water....

 

More info on this thread>>>> http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=451206&f=420

At first i made the thread for lulz, but as the information accumulates it is really weird and far from coincidence.

 

I still dont believe it

 

Map of all incidents

https://maps.google.ca/maps/ms?msid...40. 106404,-88.224657&spn=0.008469,0.021007

 

FYI: In case you have gun laws where you live, or just don't like shooting another person (even though said person is a zombie).

You can always keep some of these on hand as a distraction for the zombie(s) while you make your escape:

Edible Chocolate Brains
http://laughingsquid.com/edible-chocolate-brains-created-from-mri-scan-data/


/and now back to your regularly scheduled program, already in progress

 

The best way to thwart zombies is to surround your house with treadmills that are run off of solar power. The zombies will try to access your property but will be sent flying backward and they will give up after while.

 

Dead hamster digs
itself out of grave:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4253935/Dead-hamster-digs-itself-out-of-grave.html

 

^that happened to my sisters hamster, but it was before they buried it.

 

In yet another horrifying incident of human flesh-eating this week, a student in Maryland allegedly admitted to devouring his roommate's brain and heart

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html

 

Seriously? What the hell is going on here?

 

unless those zombies get smart and attack at night

 

thats what batteries are for. people always forget that solar power can be stored.

 

what the heck? that's creepy, but i'd never believe in zombies..