Worst/most annoying sexual experience youve ever had

alright so usually sex with a new person can be lackluster, but its never terrible.

so about a month ago im at a party, chillin with my bros drinking some beers. This drunk girl comes up to us with one of her friends and is hanging all over me. I dont even think shes that drunk, shes just a sloppy idiot. probably faking it to justify her slutty actions. At this point im not even drunk so im just like....wtf. well 6 beers later im like whatever this chick is clearly going to cockblock me from all the other girls at this party, so I might as well have some fun. let her get some kisses, whatever. invite her back to the house, shes down. get my buddy to drop us off, in the car her dumb ass keeps hitting her head on shit in the car whenever we go over bumpy areas and complaining about it. these instances all could have been avoided had she sat properly in the seat. girl is starting to annoy me more and more

alright, get back to the house...go up to my room. ive got a really sick dj booth/light setup in my room so I ask her if she likes electronic music of any kind. The answer is no, I only listen to alternative rock -.- I also have a projector with netflix on it, so i put on a movie for some background shit or whatever. But what movie does she choose out of everything on netflix? Fucking agent cody banks. So this girl is stupid, listens to bad music, watches stupid movies, and is mostly all around annoying.

At this point, Im wondering why the hell I got myself into this situation. No turning back now though, so I end up fucking this girl anyway. At least that way she wont be talking. Unsurprisingly, I have to do all the work. Dont even end up cumming, and after like 30 minutes I just say fuck it and go to sleep. Take her back in the morning, try and be nice. But yeah, that night sucked.

 

Had this girl one day who couldn't receive oral cause it was too ticklish and she'd laugh all the time. She went down on me, I never saw her again. >.>

 

lulz

 

Once I was with this girl and it was really good and I was about to finish and she started crying it was gross

 

Hormones? Lack of common sense?

 

I've been with a few dead fishes, but now I'm just fed up with them and tell them I won't continue if they won't move. There's no excuse for just lying there, even if you're a complete virgin.

 

I was with this girl for a summer...the two most annoying things about her was that she had a bend over booty. For those who dont know what I mean, when she stands up/walking around, her butt is flat or oddly shaped. When she bends over, it looks perfect.

Secondly, when we were doing it, she made this "oooh" sound every thrust.

Another girl I was with was a dead fish, before her I didnt think there was a such thing as a "bad lay" but that shyt was boring. After the 2nd time, she wasn't a dead fish anymore. Actually became one of my best lovers.

 

I was getting blown in the car by my ex GF who ended up gagging and throwing up all over my cock and lap. What a turn off lol! She can deep throat like a champ nowadays though.

 

an ex gf farted while we were having anal sex. It wasn;t loud but still awkward for both of us......but we kept going cuz it happens

 

Not cumming when I have pleasured to an extreme someone I have been with

 

Finally hooked up with this girl I'd been wanting to get with for a long while.
About 3 minutes in and I notice that she has got the worst yeast infection that I have ever seen in my life.
Couldnt even do it.

 

Gave myself head once, but I wouldn't swallow. So I got mad and never saw myself again. I often wonder how I am......

 

One time when my ex pressured me into having sex while on my period when it was like my 5th or 6th time having sex ever. It was painful and uncomfortable and I had terrible cramps and when I asked him to stop he got upset and made me feel like a loser saying maybe I just wasn't ready to start being sexually active since I wouldn't stop tensing up (can you BLAME me??).

 

your both to blame. him for being a complete douche and making you feel that way and you for not immediately offering to finish him off with a blowjob

 

LOL :2thumbsup:

Fuck off.

 

you asked

 

I was with this girl when I was 18, her whole family was suppose to be gone for the night but for some reason her little brother stayed and didnt want to play outside.

So she has me in her bedroom closet with the door halfway open and she tryin to give me some head but her little brother kept interrupting, asking questions.

the only other nuance I have is getting a charlie horse in one leg, and then another one in the other leg.

 

I don't want to talk about it.

 

Yeah the worst was more or less rape!!! I was vacuuming the floor with the hand attachment to reach a place, I was on all on all fours (clothed thank god). My big ass dog jumped me and put his paws on my waist and started thrusting like hell!!! I fucking shoved him off and chased out of the room like WTF man?? Before it happened I didn't think anything about how he kept leaning on me and licking my ear. I was like "awww" and petted him, he got the wrong idea.

 

the fuck, dude....can you and your dog even look each other in the eye now?