Girls - what objects have you fucked yourself with? Be honest! :p

A broomb handle well it was more of like a big duster thing but it had the same kinda handle I've also used a wooden spoon

 

What do you mean by " ever get across west" ??

 

Im in wait a while western australia...

 

I tried the pillow and hot water in the shower lol

 

yesterday for the first time i tried one of those little wooden massager things. its doesn't vibrate, its just like 4 dowel rods with the wooden ball on the end of each one. i saw it sitting on the living room table and the light just came on in my head! I used one "leg" of it to stimulate my g spot. turned out to be so great i did it again today! and i had my first orgasm ever without touching my clit!

 

:fingers :2thumbsup:

 

Nice one you go girl

 

orgazmilk is so yummy

 

Electric toothbrush (not so much inside though), hairbrush handle, small plastic bottle, fingers, etc

 

My kitty as tasted a lot. Hairbrush handles, screwdriver handles, hard plastics ice cream scoop handles, travel tooth brushes cases, condom covered plunger and brush cleaners(standing up before they was ever used), vibrator, clit tickler, cucumber, corn on the cob(with Saran Wrap), a sucker/lollipop, Popsicle, toothbrush handle and electric, bed post, ice, fingers, etc...

 

joystick, carrots, cucumbers, remote, end of a brush, vibrators, pens, torches, candlesticks, ruler, horse whip, beer bottle, his fist, my fist, bottle of vodka, toy ball, broom handle, bed post, icecream cone, ice etc

 

Hope the hell torch means a flashlight over there!!

 

I've used old perfume bottles, hairbrush handles, flexi rods (new) and fingers

 

What else but a nice firm fat banana with of course of plastic baggie over it. It felt really nice. When I came that banana wouldn't stay in me.hehe

 

Wanted to say where I used to work they called this one woman doorknob she supposedly liked to fuck herself with a doorknob.

 

You know---being old and having gone through the "fabled in song and legend throughout the land" pussy drought of the 50s, I swear I had no clue that women were so ---uh---busy
having fun with so many objects! What the hell can we do that even begins to compare? Nothing, that's what. You lucky women, you!

 

Umm... being alive?

 

Compared to the number and type of objects used----we may as well be dead! (although I did get a nice piece of sock once.)

 

I don't think you can hold an erection after death, and you definitely can't eat pussy.

 

Jeez...what a sheltered life I have led. Maybe I'm not as loopy as i thought!