It's Been So Quiet Here for the past two nights... May I please see a show of hands if you have not been the victim of recent Zombie ingestion???
If that's a metaphor for "My dick is swollen and it burns when I pee", I would see a doctor and stop using Craigslist as a dating service.
I've been busy eating bananas recently because I heard that excess potassium in the blood, also known as hyperkalemia, can potentially be fatal to zombies. They know this and will steer clear of me (that's what the banana salesperson told me). So these days I spend most of my day buying and eating bananas. /takes up alot of my time, btw.. //would rather be in line for a kidney transplant than get eaten by zombies, I always say..