What would you do if you woke up in bed with the poster above?(2)

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Perilless, Apr 5, 2012.

  1. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I'd just HAVE to tell him that playing the banjo while banging together two tambourines between your knees as you blow a penny whistle and stomp about on the bed in your baggy y-fronts just is NOT a turn on!


    ESPECIALLY when he insists on doing the Groucho Marx walk as he plays!!
     
  2. Psychedelic Nature

    Psychedelic Nature Member

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    hello big boy ready for more?
     
  3. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Try to teach him things he hasn't yet learned....;-D
     
  4. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Exclaim Loudly, OH NO, Not You Again...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  5. Dancing til Dawn

    Dancing til Dawn Senior Member

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    Look back in shock- was I that out of it again!
     
  6. Indn_hippie

    Indn_hippie Member

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    Seek help from a rehab counselor
     
  7. Poppy Sunshine

    Poppy Sunshine atypical hippie Lifetime Supporter

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    while he was still asleep, i'd steal his iphone, call an escort service, sneak an "escort" into bed to replace me, call the police to report prostitution (even tho i think it should be legal!!!), then get out of there and leave the door open.

    as for the iphone, i'd find a homeless person and give it to them.
     
  8. Indn_hippie

    Indn_hippie Member

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    ide sigh and say "you've won this round missy" and ask the cops if they've found the other bodies yet (as a joke)
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    perform the dissapearing mason jar trick

    it involves handcufs,vaseline and you will be the lucky "volunteer"
     
  10. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    i'd say who bailed ya out ? ha! ha!
     
  11. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Put on a helmet in case she wants to duke it out....;-D
     
  12. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Pray there wasn't a sudden 'Ba-a-a-a-a' from under the bed!
     
  13. Perilless

    Perilless Member

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    Quickly deflate my life-long companion : Dolly the Blow up Sheep, and smile innocently at him..
     
  14. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Can't Rep You, So Your Going To Have To Be Content With A Big Green Face....[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  15. DMFP

    DMFP Member

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    Say with a creepy grin...... "You were right, I AM stalking you"...:)
     
  16. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Adopt My Most Famous "Submissive" Position...[​IMG]..[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  17. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    say "g'day, mate" and GTFO
     
  18. Perilless

    Perilless Member

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    Your big green face is enough for me :D


    ^ Suggest he carry out a pregnancy test on himself as soon as possible... :mickey:
     
  19. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    promise him a pint of Guinness if he never mentions this to anyone... ever!
     
  20. oxyqueen

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    Pop some champagne and celebrate that we didn't kill each other thru the night. :)
     

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