Don’t always think an X is always a good thing =O

Just needed a place to plant some ideas of what could make a relationship suck. Post ridiculous things that would help ruin or severely damage a relationship or self-esteem, imaginary situations (worst case) and true life situations funny or serious or a mix of both all is welcome


---==XS ;]==---
Optimistically; She made me feel like a man, saying "Jeff we got a special size for you to cover all that manly man junk, man. It's XS condoms, for Xtra Space ;]” Ten minutes later, when pessimistically, highly dissatisfied with me “Hey guess what?! XS stands for Xtra Small and still was too big for you, Jeff!!”


---==Strip Laugh==---
Or the secret impromptu strip tease, junk just hanging all over the place, and she looks and starts laughing while dead staring your crotch.. yeah that hurt and actually did happen, I'm very well pleased with my size and a bit of an ego with my girls haha. So I got over it quickly. But this hurts guys without us guys showing the signs like why, or say why you're laughing.

 

jealousy, condescension, clinginess