Story about a guy that is a freakin' idiot...

Okay this is going to be a long story kinda but it will make you say "what a dumbass" Okay i had smoked weed for a while and then i never told anyone at the church i am forced to go to. but then i told this kid matthew that i had smoked and drank and other stuff about me that he didnt know, and that was pretty much it for a while. he was like cool when i was telling him all the stories. then a few weeks later he starts telling me that he wants to smoke with me. (no big deal) so im like we should some time. and then he starts like getting obsessed with weed and things that relate to it like bongs and pipes and effects of it and stuff like that. then after like a month of his non-stop talking about it, we finally smoke at my house when he spends the night one night. and we had a ten sac between us so we smoked it all and then we were really high. so a few days later he is like "hey where can i get a pipe, and im thinkin' "wow, this kid only smoked once in his life and is already talking about buying a pipe, has never bought weed, and has no access to weed except through me. anyways, im saying stuff like "youre crazy dude, most or a lot of people just use cans and other peoples pipes and stuff for a long time before they decide to buy one" ya know? but not him. so he's telling me to talk to my friends about pipes they want to sell. and he gives me twenty dollars and i buy him a pipe. he takes it home and doesnt use it once because he doesnt have any bud. and then he is so paraniod that his parents will smell it and find it that he puts it in two ziploc bags tied shut, another silk pouch tied shut, and another pouch that is like covered and i mean covered in cologne and zipped shut. and im like okay youre worried about it too much. anyways, i start telling him that i would like to try shrooming and hes like "those things are crazy, you could die from those!" and then he starts getting obsessed with shrooms. and like a week later he calls me up and says hey, "i was walking along the turtle bay trail(a cement trail here in redding ca) and i saw some mushrooms growing and i took them home with me" im thinking "i hope youre joking. "magic" mushrooms grow under cow shit and not on public trails." but the next night, he calls me again and says in a low voice like hes tired or something.."hey, you know those mushrooms i told you about?" "yeah", i said. "i just tried like half of one" and i dont know if they work" im like, "youre a dumbass, you dont know anything about shrooms, its like a nine hour trip, and you dont know where those came from, you could be allergic to those, and you could die.he's like "i think they work but im not sure yet, i was drinking milk and i looked at my hand and it was like blue. also i was looking outside and i thought i saw someone frowning at me and then i realized it was just my reflection" i say "youre a dumbass, i bet you're just thinking that, you didnt know what to expect and you were just concentrating on something you think would happen and you just thought that that stuff was happening to you" so we finished talking and hung up. saturday nov. 20, at a b-day party thing for me, he comes to it and we are all having and okay time. later that night, everyone is asking "where is matthew?" "have you seen matthew" "i cant find him" he is nowhere to be found. later i see him come in with another late friend. so i see his eyes and they are red as hell, not just his eyeballs, all around his eye to his eyebrows and by his cheeks. and like really red. he kept rubbing his eyes. and they were getting all watery and it was crazy. so when he leaves me and my other friend are saying "i bet he brought the shrooms with him, went outside and ate them, and he got an allergic reaction to the eyes and was ithcing them like crazy. that night he left his pipe at my house from the night before he brought it and we didnt even smoke. anyways he calls me and says "hey, that pipe is your b-day gift from me, you have it" im like "thanks!" but inside i know that he was just afraid of getting caught so he got rid of it. and while hes on the phone he's saying stuff like "whatever steven im way ahead of you" and im like "what is that supposed to mean? youre way ahead of me because you supposedly tried shrooms?" he's like "nevermind" and then thats pretty much all that happened. the last thing i said to him was "never smoke pot again, youre and idiot and im gonna go play pool." then i hung up on his gay ass. but yeah, doesnt that story make you want to say "what a dumbass"? but i just thought that i would share that story with the rest of the world. i hoped you liked it and read it all. have a good one
peace
treeho

 

well, for one thing, he is dumb, what he tried werent mushrooms, and one half of a mushroom ussually wont get anyone high. and for another thing, some mushrooms that are toxic dont effect bad until a few days after, the worst may still be ahead of him. And he is NOT ahead of you, he is a newb, he will be a newb for some time... and i know for a fact if he keeps on pulling shroom stunts like that he will end up dead....it will happen eventually.

 

yeh, those mushrooms dont jsut kill with allergic reactions, some are just flat out fatally toxic.

i hate hearting about these sorta people, though i do have a friend whos verging on that, i try to steer him into layed back n chill

 

dump that guy as a friend asap.

ppl that like are dangerous to be around, addictive personality with little common sense can lead to very bad things

 

the kid needs to chill out. I know a few who think theyre badass because theyve smoked like...once. its pretty hilarious actually.

 

lol, that kid is indeed pretty dumb. Sounds like he was mainly tryin 2 get in your good graces with u by smokin and obsessing over bud like that, and then same thing with shrooms (notice every time u talked about a drug that u were interested in he was like "ya! thats cool!" basically anyways), so wut i would do is talk 2 him and be like, "dude, just cuz im into certain things, doesnt mean u have to 2, i'll still b chill with u" or somthing like that. Tho this kid does sound pretty dumb lol, so i suppose its a flip-flop

 

From the sound of it he seems the type that would roll on your ass in the snap of a finger too. First time his parents catch him or he takes some unknown shroom and ends up in the ER he'll be saying it wasn't mine it was ....... gave it to me.

 

phalotoxins are fatal. if he hasnt killed himself yet he might want to go to the hospital (if its past two weeks since he took the random mushrooms then he MIGHT be ok). you could tell him not to go eating random shrooms but it probably wouldnt do much good by the sounds of it. you might want to boil the pipe too, for all you know he tried to smoke deadly mushrooms out of it. yeah he sounds like a fool, im a bit surprised he didnt kill himself yet with the mentality he has about drugs.

 

What a retard, looks like he just got placebo from those shrooms as half a shroom dont mean shit, plus milk dilutes shrooms active substance, pycobin (?) so it has less an affect on you if you have milk.

an yeah he is such a dumbass to try a drug without researchin anythin about it before hand, specially shrooms.

plus, tryin more drugs than sumone else does not make them cooler or better than that person. i hate people who try drugs just to look "cool" and say yeah i do drugs for the name. wat a tard

 

yeah man, no offense, but i think you yourself should do a little research on shrooms before you indulge. i read about them on erowid for like 2 weeks before i did them the first time. just research your stuff, and make sure you're ready to possibly feel extremely depressed and have bad stuff come up that you will think deeply on. don't let that scare you tho, they are wonderful, and if you have a strong mind you'll do fine.

 

and what if he woulda been at your house at the moment, fallen over and started pukin and fomin all over your room? Hed be brought to the hospital, and then hed get his stomach pumped, and then later, hed prolly tell his perents how it started with you guys smokin weed and you tellin him storys about shrooms and giving him ideas???? Hes only gonna get himself and MAYBE you in shit. Tell him I said he is a complete idiot and if I where you id kick his ass just for trying something so stupid.

 

yeah he is an idiot. i still talk to him and stuff but i dont tell him anything about me smoking with other friends and stuff, he always asks me "so whats up? anything new happen?" (hinting to ask me if i have smoked since the last time i saw him) and i say "no not really. i dont have any money" but i have probably like twice since the last time i saw him. and yeah, like a bunch of you said, i hate when people are like okay i'll smoke so i can say i smoke. and then yeah "the church i go to is pentecostal, and if you dont know much about them they are hard core like really into god and speak in "tongues" and scream when they pray and the preacher screams a lot and stuff like that. one of the church "rules" is you can't hold hands until you both are sixteen. and if you go on a date there has to be odd numbers of people (two guys one girl, or two girls one guy) that is just a barely anything rundown of the rules. anyway, if he were to get caught, then i know that he would rat me, my friend jeff, and probably some other kids out too. so i really dont trust him. another thing i didnt mention was that about a week ago he was about to leave and he said "hey you know what we should do? we should get drunk!" and i was like "no, that would be too hard to get that much alcohol and beers and stuff around." he says "no i thought about it, we could just get like a water bottle full of vodka and just take drinks" and im like "well we shouldn't take shots becuase you might drink too much and throw up and i dont want you hurling in my house or anywhere." and he's like "whatever steven, it would work." then he leaves and he goes home. he has a girlfriend but i dont know why because he is a skinny little bony weirdo and i dont know what shes sees in him, lol. but im telling him stuff like "i dont think you should be talking about about drugs and stuff to anyone, and i dont think you should drink or even smoke again until you are like eighteen or something. you have a girlfriend right now and im sure you dont want to mess that up, do you?" "no." but yeah, he's a dumbass, so it all works out. lol. and he always tells me about these cool bongs he sees on the internet and what they look like. and im like "okay". he says he is going to like jamaica for like a cruise and stuff and no big deal, but he is like, "i was looking online and they have stands and shops that sell pipes and bongs that are really cool looking and im gonna buy one and if i have enough money im gonna get you a really cool looking one." im thinking "okay thats cool, you think that you are gonna go to the exact same spot where they have the stands in entire jamaica? good luck with that" well yeah, thats pretty much that story. i dont like telling him stuff so im not going to anymore. as for me though, about shrooms, i would like to try them, but with my other friend and never with matthew, my other friend has done shrooms three times, and i would go through him to get them. i do have a lot of things on my mind though, a lot of things coming my way and stuff to think about. so i could use some deep thought. as for now though im sticking to bud. but yeah, i hope you all say matthew is a freakin retard and like the story. talk to some of you later.
peace
treeho

 

Just cuz you didn't do shrooms yet doesn't mean he's better then you or whatever he said. People don't have to do certin drugs, or drugs at all, and they're still chill as hell.

That guy is an idiot. Leave him be. Let him die if he wants to eat bad shrooms.