Funny stuff thread

I dunno...just cuz I enjoy laughing...feel free to post silly things here. Thank youz. :sultan:


"These big vagina ladies are gettin away with murder!"
http://youtu.be/sGjElvt4nP8

 

Husband: I'd like to blow my load in your ear for a change.
Wife: No way, I might go deaf!
Husband: I've been cumming in your mouth for years. You're still talking.

 

lol
durrrty

 

I got some bunnies

 

I don't think this is the right time to feed that kangaroo.

 

your bunnies are adorable DV

 

Aisle at my local Walmart

 

I actually like the fact that there is no cup competitor to chose from there! I always feel anxious at the store when trying to buy something and there are a million different brands that promise different things to chose from! Do I go with the red great value cups, the organic bamboo cups, the pretty pink cups, the cups that change color when liquid is poured into them, the cups that biodegrade, the cups that have a rebate, the cups that promise a happy ending? Oie vei. No wonder so many people have anxiety and depression these days!

 

Solo cups, beer pong ball and condoms..... Yup

 

i always know a pic has been taken in the US when i see those red cups... i suppose people who find blue cups for their parties are either frowned upon or extraordinarily cool. lol

 

u're a rebel

 

lol

 

oh...lol. I didnt realize those were condoms and beer pong balls with the cups.

 

Man, the first thing I thought was what a shit load of rubbish will come out of that. So much disposable.

 

Here are my bunnies. I filmed this cus Tabs kept chewing the bars.... all night...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_LMhCxYtQU"]Tabitha and Stanley 09/05/12 - YouTube

 

white people with dreadlocks

dum dum tch

 

Metal comedy

 

Some stoned dude walks into the 7-11. He goes up to the man behind the counter and says "got any weed?" He says "no!" So the stoner leaves. The stoner comes back and asks the guy behind the counter "Hey you got any weed?" The man says "No I told you yesterday, we don't sell weed here." So the Stoner leaves again. The stoner walks in the next day and says "Got any weed?" The clerk behind the counter says, "Look you fuckin burnout we don't sell weed here, if you come in here again, I'm goin to nail your fuckin teeth to the floor!!!" So the stoner leaves. He comes in the next day. "You got any nails?" "No", the clerk replies. The stoner looks at him in the eyes and says, "You got any weed?"