Stuff old people say...

My friend's grandpa likes to tell people he runs a Vetinarian and Taxidermy business, where "either way, you get your pet back!"

oh, old people. They have so much character and value.

the first time I heard this was from my neighbor growing up. He was two years older than me lol. An old soul I suppose.

 

i used to say dag nabbit instead of damn it,at the grocery store when working.one of my favorets my grandfater would say was unloose the dogs and let them run the alley up,don't know for sure what he ment except i was to let the dogs loose on someone or somthing.

 

My grandma used to say "smarty arty had a party and nobody came" whenever I was telling her in detail about some fact or subject.

I've heard "cats pajamas", "older than the hills", Lordy, lordy, I wish I was forty"...

I'm sure I'll think of some more. this is bringing back fond memories of my great-grandmother.

 

i want to rape you...

silly old man!

 

Jesus up a tree!

Or so said my great-grandmother.

 

Just hold your horses.

Keep your breeches on.

 

Don't get your gonads in an uproar....

 

smh..
my mom is old-school
& uses old-school vocabulary :

i.e She says "Pull your blouse down ,some.. "

 

This cat lady that I work with says "shit fire and save matches". I think it's a general expletive.

 

You young whipper snapper.

 

"Oh my achin' word."
"Fart in a mitten."
"Two shakes of a lamb's tail."
"Back in my day..."
"Decoration day" instead of Memorial day.
Calling shopping carts "wagons" or "trolleys."
Also, what the fuck is a Victrola?

 

Back in Na'n,cooking with propane.....every other sentance out of my math teacher's mouth..

 

Oh and "its howdy doody time" every stinkin time I ask my dad what time it is.

 

Buy Yourself A Watch, They Come As Cheap As $3-50 Nowdays...



Cheers Glen.

 

I think I shall just do that!