a trip so bad it was good...

Hey guys! i've got nothing to do now but write this out, enjoy my night and laugh my face off at what just happened. i hope you're reading, cuz this is serious shit. i thought i was going to be taken away to prison. and it could have happened. for what? well....

The night started on bike day, which is my birthday. i got drunk at a bar, met some chicks. phone numbers were exchanged. the sketch starts....

Today 4/20...

i invited the girls over. i had done 5 tabs earlier. this is where shit got very real.

i thought the girls were cops. I THOUGHT THEY WERE COPS. i let them out and i started spiraling.

I felt like I was being drugged and people were keeping me there. Then I realized that those girls were cops and they were having the house staked out with the FBI. I hope you're laughing so far. I tripped around the house scarred that those girls would come back and that they were cops. Something just didn't sit right with me. Oh wait, i met two girls at a bar... and inited them to my friends house while I was tripping. WHAT MORE COULD HAVE GONE WRONG. yeah... laugh it up man.

SO IT GETS BETTER!

I walk out of my friends house and head down the street. no money. ID, shoes, and a tie-died Asking Alexandria shirt. I had to get home. I had to get somewhere the cops weren't going to get me. I found a friend and used his phone to call my dad. I left my dad a message to come get me. All of a sudden he appears on my campus and takes me home. My friends packed up all my things, stole my pot and my phone for the night, and gave me a pillow and my friends loafers. haha

how was your 420?

 

sucks you called your dad. the rest of that story is a laugh riot though, seriously.

 

actually i didn't call my dad. i denied the fact that the man my phone wasn't my dad. i thought my friends were cops. haha my friends called my dad.

 

You're still tripping, right?

 

yeah... still going. kinda hard.

 

:2thumbsup:

 

Damn that must be some good acid

 

.....Your dad cool about that?

You musta been pretty bad, or have pretty shitty friends, or a pretty cool dad, to have that happen. Learn to acid.

 

It was very good acid. I've tripped with my pops before. He's mad chill. We are both against drugs tho. they are bad. mmkay. And yeah my friends didn't know what to do. I kinda freaked them out. Thank God they took my keys away. And now two of my friends are mad at me. sooo... i have no idea what is going on.