Church of the Good Earth 1963 and Beyond

Discussion in 'Church of the Good Earth' started by shameless_heifer, Aug 18, 2005.

  1. shameless_heifer

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    Very cool....
     
  3. shameless_heifer

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    G'Mornin' Hippies
     
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    WoW, this place is like a tomb..

    We got the garden in. After all the rain we has everything is popping up like popcorn, did not plant any popcorn tho.

    I did however get TWO numbers on the Power Ball.. one was the Power Ball itself. That's a big whopping 4$.

    Tonight is the Texas Lotto, so be thinking hard about us WINNING!! We're getting closer.. if we all would concentrate on getting all the numbers we will have what we need to do what we need to do.

    I'm All In for this. I have The Perfect Plan when it does come in. Everyone will be so happy and we can all be together when we want to be. It will belong to The Church Of The Good Earth and we will all have a place there.

    None of us will ever be homeless or hungry. We will have a Wonderland of our own.

    Visualize it.. see it happening, see me WINNING the Jackpot and collecting the $$, see us having a meeting on where to buy the land and build the Hippie Haven. See us THERE. If we all visualize it and we focus on it we WILL Win.


    WooHooo.. It's my lucky day. I just sold a puppy!!! That was the last one. She went for 1,175$ On the internet, I sold the other 3 for 200 out the front door. It's a good day :)
     
  6. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Good Morning you two. :sunny:
     
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    Hi Kenny. I been gettin' my puppy ready to ship to Arizona.. did you buy my puppy Kennykins ?!? :)
     
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    Sweetpea, Salt&Pepper, Female Mini Schnauzer, 8 weeks old. Sold for $1,175.00 :)
     
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    Is that price for that lil ol' thang figered by the pound? Whitney raises, shows, and sejjs the giant sized version o' them that critters! Just think! LOL
     
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    A home for old hippies. The motion picture academy maintains a home for old actors,so one for OH's makes sense. So,good luck Heifer.
    Nice doggies!
     
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    WE are working towards it Joel. I hope we can bring it into manifestation..

    The puppies are my money makers..
     
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    Yeah, but no not by the pound bc it only weighs 2 pounds..lol
    Whitney told me when he called me. He shows his tho, he doesnt breed them like I do my minies
     
  13. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Gee, if only you could be selling one a week at that price. My pocket calculator says that $1,175.00 times 52 weeks is $61,100.00. Minus the dog food of course, and it don't count for any vet bills. Of course the number sounds nice.

    I wonder how many breeding pairs of minis that one would need to do that? Any idea? Of course you don't want them pregnant all of the time ether. Just wondering.

    She's awfully cute!

    Ranger, Isn't that more than the price of .999 silver per Troy ounce? At 2 pounds?
    Just wondering.
     
  14. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Nah, I think that it's more like $20 a Troy ounce. Still that's good.

    Still, it's an intriguing idea. A Mini Schnauzer mine. Way less digging, no dynamite.
    The Salt&Pepper Mine, the Sweetpea Mine, or the Mini Schnauzer Mining Associates. What would you call it?

    Cakes, now why were you guys selling chicks? Mini Schnauzers beat the chickens all to Hell. LOL I had no idea of the price!
    Do you know of any type of dogs that go for $1,800 per Troy ounce? At gold price? Cakes or Ranger?

    Kenny?
    And this is why he doesn't need to do drugs anymore and hasn't in 40 years. Weird mind. Sideways genius.
    LOL
     
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    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Perhaps I have too much time on my hands. What a tweaker!


    There are 14.5833334 oz. (troy) = 1 regular pound

    We have a 2 pound dog.
    14.5833334 oz. (troy), a pound’s worth times 2 pounds (or doubled) = 29.166667 troy ounces.
    An exactly 2 pound dog would weigh 29.166667 troy ounces, for our calculations. So, this is the number that we will use. 29.166667


    When I looked up the spot price for silver today (4-17-2012), it was
    $31.81 per 1 oz. (troy), (New York trading).

    Okay, so:
    The 2 pound dog sold for $1,175.00. So, how much would 2 pounds of silver sell for?


    Assuming silver at $31.81 times 29.166667 troy ounces would equal $927.79164 or $927.79 rounding down the fraction of a penny.

    At $1175. 00, mini Mini Schnauzers beat $927.79 of Silver at two pounds of weight.
    The Mini Schnauzers win!

    Conversely, by the ounce, the dog at $1175. 00 divided by the 29.166667 troy ounces (2 pound dog) would equal $40.285709 per troy ounce. $40.28 plus you get an extra whole penny for every other second ounce of dog.

    $40.28 and a half cent.




    So, we’ve got 2 pound dogs at $40.285709 per troy ounce and we subtract $31.81 per troy ounce for the silver price, which equals $8.475709 per troy ounce. So, the dogs are worth $8.475709 or $8.47 and a half cent more than .999 pure silver, per (for) each Troy ounce.

    LOL

    Gee Cakes!

    Hey Ranger, What do you think of that one?
    $40.28 and a half cents per Troy ounce for Mini Schnauzers verses $31.81 per Troy ounce for .999 silver.
    Mini Schnauzers are $8.47 and a half cent more than silver. Hummmmm.

    LOL

    Kenny :sunny:
     
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    lol......gotta love you!

    Beautiful dog!!!!
     
  17. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Why in the world would anyone want to deal in drugs if they could make more by selling dogs?

    …gotta love who?

    Hey! I know. Let's form a corporation that trades in Mini Schnauzers futures, just like gold futures and oil and gas futures. We could sell 30, 60, and 90 day and one year futures contract. These could trade by the Troy ounce. Starting at above $40.28 per unit. We could own and control the whole market. (Like, we would be the auction house.)

    Anyone who is expecting the birth of Mini Schnauzers could receive lesser money in advance by contracting there puppies out to speculators in the market and our Mini Schnauzers futures tradings market corporation would make commissions on every transaction. Within the time period these speculators would then sell off their Mini Schnauzer contract to end purchaser at a gain, and we would oversee that and again make another commission, here.

    Corner the global Mini Schnauzers futures market. Woo Hoo!

    Have you ever seen the movie Trading Places?
    With Eddie Murphy, Dan Aykroyd, Ralph Bellamy, Don Ameche.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trading_Places

    :sunny:
     
  18. shameless_heifer

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    do you realize how much DOG SHIT and PISS, one would have to clean up.. they still haven't found a recycling job for dogshit. No even fertilizer.

    So the Truth be known. I use a website to sell my puppies. I will only get 750.00, with that I will have to get a health certificate from the vet, buy a create for shipping the dog, drive to DFW airport 125 miles away to ship the puppy.

    Vet Bill-80.00
    Cargo Fare- 175.00
    Crate 25.00
    Gas 50.00 plus 6 hrs to get there and back

    Now I am pissed off..

    They called my.. the doggie website and had the nerve to ask me to lower my end price.. WTF!!! They get 1,000 off of my puppy and I get 450..after expences.. Then after all this crapola.. the dog didnt fucking sell.

    I give the fuck up. I think someone has cursed me. I'm serious.

    I am going out of the doggie biz, I am not going to do a damned thing but sit on my fat ass and get fatter.I've busted my ass trying to sell Jewelry, Candels, soaps, lotions, Dogs, chickens, veggies and GOD only knows what.

    I work till my fingers go numb and for what. Numb fingers. It's been one big disappointment after another, no matter what I do, it never develops into a thriving business. It's always on again and off again with no promise to get better.

    No More "projects" for me!!

    I'll get my retirement in Dec and I wont be needing to bust my ass for nothing anymore.


    WAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA :)
     
  19. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Don't give up Sis!

    How 'bout if I help to build you a web site for folks to list and to sell their dogs? I can build that.

    You get the thousand dollars instead.

    Just think. A thousand multiplied by twelve folks sell a dog would equal twelve thousand dollars. All for you. Ya just gotta figure out who get the money, and BE that person.

    LOL

    Anyways, GOOD MORNING. LOL
     
  20. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Troy ounces.

    $40.28 ??
     

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