Beetroot Chips > whats changed ur shit colour?

Nah, I've just gotten into a habit of saying that when something gross or bad happens lately. I forget that people often take thing's more seriously over the internet. Oops! :rockon:

 

LOL yeah lodog its was supposed to be nonsense.....Its all good sistah

 

shit thread....

 

I ate some Captain Crunch Oops All Berries the other day and it made my shit blue and red camo....it was so fucking cool looking I almost took a picture, but then I though about how weird that would be so I didn't so it, lol.

 

Blue and red camo??? Totally should have taken a pic!!

After a week at a festival, my shit can be very mysterious. An all drug/alcohol diet doesn't seem to sit too well for some reason....

 

Nahhh it just wouldn't be right, lol.

 

but i thought people went for the music?


no fun when you gotta climb up on the seat, and like the last 20 people before you, plant your feet on either side of the hole and "cap off the pile" that is allready raising 7 inches above the seat, after 3 hits of acid and half a bottle of mescal..... with fucking ekoostic fucking hookah slopping their way through their vannilla-iced grateful dead progressions. puke.

 

I went for the drugs, stayed for the music, went back for the people.

And I always shit in the woods.....porta johns are for the birds...