And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Is going to give me some money for my next tooth

 

Borrows his teeth from his neighbor.

 

Dyes his balls for Easter

 

Throws matzo at unsuspecting children for Passover.

 

Was hit in the head with an unusually hard matzo as a child. Mazel tov!

 

Has a hole in the head from being hit, where you can actually see their thoughts.

 

Has a glow in the dark penis that can be seen from space..

 

calls dogs cats

 

Mistook the dog tattoo on roamys bum for a cat tattoo...

 

Plays electric spoons in a folk band

 

Has a tendency to wander off.

 

Picks a new random person out of crowd to go home with every night.

 

Always strives to BE that random person ...but has never quite managed it.

 

Nic was supposed to pay homage to a tire but mispelled Pirelli.

 

Always introduces himself to southerners as a "Sooper-Dooper Yooper".

 

Dances to music in the nude when there is none playing.

 

Enjoys shining a torch at the wall so that kittens chase the light beam and get all confused when they can't catch it

 

Is really a Volley Ball

 

Is really a lap dog

 

only in yours

woof woof