strangest thing to find in the middle of the woods game

the fountain of youth.

 

King Gordy. Ive met this guy and i'd recommend running :devil:

 

a pile of shit from an alternate universe

 

Unless there really are sexy naked turnip pixies living deep in the woods.
Maybe you didn't go deep enough to find them!

 

hahah ^ its strange cause ive never had one ;p

 

It usually takes me most of the day to get to the part of the woods where the turnip pixies live, but they are wonderful beautiful creatures and it quite a thrill when one kisses you.
I try to see them each year before I plant my garden. A kiss from them in the springtime gives you a good harvest that fall.

 

a talking baseball

 

A tiger unless things change

 

someone snorkeling

 

Charlie Sheen eating a tiger

 

a leprechaun sitting under a tree knitting a jumper

 

A bowl of alphabet soup with only Q's in it.

 

spaghetti noodles made of seaweed?

 

A Ralph Kramden doll.

 

A mirror reflecting the opposite moves to what you are doing...

 

An elephant pretending to be a hippo.

 

(can i just say these are some of the strangest things to find....anywhere)

a cheese sandwich

 

Somebody holding a baby sloth.

 

Evil villian w/cat.

 

A mongolian raiding party.