The first time you smoked?

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by ☉rtus ♉, Mar 18, 2012.

  1. zombiewolf

    zombiewolf Senior Member

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    hehe, yeah I suppose if my first toke was some ultra-dank skunk I mighta puked too!...

    Where I grew up kids usually got started on plain old mexican weed, though not the nasty "brick weed" everyone seems to associate with mexican now-a days. It didn't taste bad at all, though it did have a somewhat mild buzz, a couple of hits could easily go unnoticed to a virgin smoker.

    But when the exotics from southern mexico were in town , (Guerreran, Oaxacan Michoacan etc) mmm It was such nice smoke, I don't see how anyone could ever puke, or not get high the first time.

    The first bag of weed I ever purchased was Oaxacan Gold (1/2 oz 8$)
    still one of the best buzz, best tasting smoke I can ever remember...
    Goddam I miss that weed :(
     
  2. Raga_Mala

    Raga_Mala Psychedelic Monk

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    I almost puked the first time...I coughed so hard I thought I was going to puke. Sometimes after a monster bong-rip I can still cough hard enough to make my stomach feel in reverse. Actually, if I'm already baked enough, I can get a cough going and actually feel my stomach heave, but the anti-emetic weed properties just turn on and keep that shit down. It's like feeling my gut jump into gear then shut down real suddenly. Anyone else ever had this?

    My first time was smoking some SUPER-DRY ground weed out of a one-hitter, it was so chokey it was ridiculous. I coughed for minutes. First time + dry hot weed = bad news.
     
  3. eatlysergicacid

    eatlysergicacid Creep in a T-Shirt

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    I've only ever thrown up from weed once. Never from being too high, although I've seen plenty of people do that, but once after eating a bunch of those ridiculously decadent frosted animal crackers I took a massive hit out of the big lebowlski and coughed so hard i puked. I get the feeling that im going to puke from coughing too hard sometimes though.
     
  4. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I saw a friend puke all his macaroni in his lap once. I could see it was macaroni because it seemed fairly undigested :p He had a bong made out of 1,5 liter coke bottle and was hitting it so hard it looked like he was drinking the bottle empty, instead of ingesting the smoke. So he kept hitting and hitting all in one row and then when he was supposed to exhale a masive load of macaroni came out. Quite spectacular, I assure you!
     
  5. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    I had a hash joint the first time i ever smoked :D

    I've never even felt remotely sick from weed, i barely even cough when i smoke too, dunno why... I take huge hits, but it only makes my throat tickle a little.

    I remember the first few times i smoked i'd cough insanely though, and my eyes would always get so watery and my nose so runny :D but now that doesn't happen at all...
     
  6. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    I got some really sticky weed now, i think it makes the hits a lot nicer, they're not as harsh, probably why i don't cough much
     
  7. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    I don't remember If I posted here yet so I'm going to post again. The first time I smoked was at like 6 in the morning at my bus stop with my best friend who lived next door at the time. I got high as fuck the first time I smoked, we were laughing so hard that we were crying. Everyone on our bus was staring at us like we were crazy. A couple months after that I tripped on shrooms for the first time when another one of my friends who rode my bus brought a 2-liter bottle of shroom tea with him and was handing out red solo cups of it. Needless to say I only made it through 1st period and then I left with a friend, lol.
     
  8. Ganesha Speaks

    Ganesha Speaks Guest

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    Mine was in France when i was 14. My mate took me to the next little village to meet his friends, i had a bottle bong and coughed a lot but remember just feeling so at ease and relaxed.
     
  9. noela

    noela Members

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    It was the christmas break at my first year of University at my best friends house with a BUNCH of girls. I was the only one that hadn't smoked it yet, and they made me an apple pipe. I recently then broke up with my boyfriend who I dated all of high school, so I felt like I needed a drastic change in my life to be a NEW WOMAN.
    That same day I cut 11 inches off my hair and smoked marjay for the first time.
     
  10. tuesdaystar

    tuesdaystar Interneter

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    I had almost forgotten my "first time" story

    I was 11. I would babysit for this lady whose kids were 7, 9, and 10. It was such a pain in the ass because her kids were barely any younger than me and totally out-of-control, her house was a disgusting pigsty and she'd always make comments about being disappointed that it wasn't cleaner when she got home. She would pay me like $5 an hour, but she'd only pay me till like 9pm and she wouldn't come home till 2am or later, so when I found her bag of schwag while looking for a bandaid for her youngest daughter who'd cut her foot on something in one of the trash-heaps in her home, I figured she owed me and I'd help myself. I found what I didn't realise was an empty pack of tops papers nearby and I rolled the most ridiculous joint with the blue ungummed paper left in the back and lit it on the toaster

    I don't think I got much of a buzz, but that thing had so many stems sticking out of it and stuff that I probably wasted most of it

    I used to feel kinda bad that my first time smoking I stole it, but recalling it now, I really don't give a shit.
     
  11. erica lalala

    erica lalala Member

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    ^ fuck it dude, think of it as sharing not stealing :)

    We were 12 and I was with my best friend, and two other girls. we bought a dime and went to my grandparents' house because they were on vacation and got SOO high. I miss those days.
     
  12. weaverc12

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    my guy friend and his cousin came over with a dime and i had always wanted to try weed because i had been smoking spice for a while. it wasn't a crazy high, but the first time i smoked spice was INSANE. i literally couldn't stop laughing and it was hysterical to me. I ran across the yard, tripped over myself, got clotheslined, and had pretty crazy hallucinations.hah i loved it. as do i love weed now. i don't mess with spice anymore!
     

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