I recently broke up with my girlfriend of almost 3 years. I won't get into all of the "touchy feely" bullshit, because I know that nobody wants to hear that stuff. I'm pretty sure I'm still "in shock" that we've broken up, because I haven't really cared that much. I always thought I'd be a wreck if we broke up, but I just can't seem to care... It's kinda scary. In the two weeks that we've been broken up, I've already had sex with two other people. Both were hot 17 year old emo/scene/whatever the fuck you call it kind of girls. Generally I hate those kind of girls (their personalities, not their looks) but now that I'm single I could care less. I can see myself turning into the way my friends are (most of my friends are a couple years older than I am). They all had girlfriends while they were 16/17/18 but as soon as they turned 19/20 they got dumped. My friends are mostly a couple of years older than I am, and they literally fuck a new girl every weekend. I always thought that was pretty fucked up, but now it seems as if it's my only possible chance to "get some". Maybe I'm just at a point in my life where I'm supposed to have as much fun as possible. One second life is perfect, and the next it's upside-down... Sounds gay but it's true.
I think you need to pull your testicles down out of the crevice you use to call a scrotum and go get some more pussy!
Yep, that's how it works alright. Life it what it is, then they pat you in the face with a shovel and it's done.
That was fucking hilarious, I'm gonna use that on one of my buddies later when we're smokin' a sesh. :smilielol5:
Find a friend with benefits. That way you don't have to worry about doing the work to find someone new everytime you want sum... By the way I can relate to the "feelings" stuff about being shocked and not really caring. It comes in waves man. I was in an almost 7 year relationship. At first I just didn't even realize we were broken up...it's like I knew it somehow, but when we were still interacting it was hard to notice it. When I did, I was like "Okay, fine, great" then I went through several different phases and ideas about what I wanted next. Feeling hyperactive for a little while, then completely over it, like "I just wanna be by myself", then kinda settling in a "go with the flow" kinda state.
That sounds like something my friend Honeyhaha used to say! Better listen to that advice because it'll probably be the best you can get until about 5 other people that post the same thing.
I Wasn't Insinuating Anything, I Just Don't Understand Why A Big "Hetrosexual-Stud", As You Tell Us You Are, Would Desire To Ever Use That Word... Cheers Glen.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it.
No, no, and yes. EDIT: I didn't realize that it was you "Lodog" who posted that. If I did I would have just said "Fuck you".
Coming From A Man Who Tells Us He Promotes Bands From All Over The Country To Perform In His Small Home Town, Your Replies Seem Somewhat Juvenile.... Cheers Glen.
Way to change the subject. Yes, I post very, very immature things on this site. I won't deny that at all. I just don't see any correlation between me posting immature things on a hippie-forum and me running the second largest independent booking agency in Canada. If you'd like I can PM you the link to our FB page, feel free to drop us a "like"... We're getting pretty close to 2,000! EDIT: And your "explanation" on what I do for a living was rich and entertaining.
