I would like some opinions on my situation...

I think the OP should stick with her. He obvioiuslly likes to torture himself

 

I think you should stop being a prick.

 

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Am8bpzpo0

 

overrreact much?

 

You don't got to come in and be rude. Not cool.

 

oh.. cuz my whole goal in life is to be cool..

you know what? if you can't see the sarcasm in my post, or maybe it isnt sarcasm because some people DO like to torture themselves, then maybe YOU are the one being rude. and immature, I might add. name calling and shit.

 

Stop fighting, kids, you're upsetting your momma and it makes it harder to bang her.

 

I dated a girl who was similarly controlling. She wasn't quite as crazy, though. I let her push me around and she didn't respect me because of it. She eventually realised how horrible she was being and broke up with me. (I tried a million times before that but it didn't work.)

 

^ Don't care.

 

Done with that bitch..

 

Holy shit, it's about motherfucking time

 

So this is a cruel, hypocritical girl who might have cheated on you and imposes 'rules'. Nice catch there buddy.

Jokes aside, ditch the bitch.

 

Ah just read, good on ya pal. Hope you feel better!

 

Word... It's been about 5 months now lol.
Best decision ever.

 

Now, find her friend and bang her stupid. Or her sister/mother/brother.

It is a bit late, but better late than never.

The mother would be easy, you just tell her that you never slept with the daughter as you were secretly in love with the mother the whole time. Just be careful if the dad is around, or has a gun, then forget it.

 

Lol, I think she banged one of my best friends right after I broke up with her...

She beat me to it.

 

Go ask him if he got checked for Chlamidia, as it can make you sterile, but is usually painless and has no symptoms. Then get back on target with her mother.

 

I am not vindictive. Though that would be funny in a cruel way... Not gonna happen. They can do whatever they want.

I am focusing on me.