If you could ask the Buddha a question?

If you could ask the historical Buddha a question (or two), what would you ask him?

 

Why no garlic?

 

How do you go about getting those great moobs?

 

How important is it to be a vegetarian?

 

"whats up?"

 

can you walk on water like Jesus, or just sink to the bottom like a rock..

 

why

 

Buddhism preaches "non-attachment".Does this become a problem if one gets "attached" to "non-attachment".I've always wanted to know,Oh Buddha Sakyamuni.

 

Are you really the Buddha?

 

I am

 

if i could ask the buddah a question, why would i?

 

I was not asking you, why meddle?
:devil:

 

leave him alone.he was only joking !.

 

What do you think of the fact that there are thousands of books published re your supposed "insights" when in reality there is almost no real documentation of anything you said. (research this fact people before you bag me....again) Look at the canonical texts written in Pali.

 

Yes we know you're a christian Rose...
It's not going to do you any good to rag on Buddhist stuff,
you already know it's "of the devil" so just GTFO.

 

do you think you could beat Bruce Lee in a fight?..

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

lets remember this is the buddhism forum, not rt.

 

I'd just brew a cuppa and chill.