A man comes home unexpectedly one day and catches his wife in bed with another man. He says, "What's going on here?" His wife turns to the guy in bed with her and says, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Three Frenchmen are discussing the true meaning of "savior faire". The first says "If you come home and find your wife in bed with another man, so you quietly withdraw and leave them to get on with it, THAT is savoir faire." The second says "Non! Non! If you come home and find your wife in bed with another man, so you say <<Ah, continuez, s'il vous plait>> then withdraw and leave them to get on with it, THAT is savoire faire." The third says "Non, mon ami. You still do noe have the true nuance. If you coem home and find your wife in bed with another man, so you say <<Ah, continuez, s'il vous plait>> AND HE CAN ... now THAT is savoire faire!"
the wife seems to go too far. if i were the husband, i will expose the sheet, look down to them with no expression, and say "GO ahead". surely, i will dump that kind of woman.
Or, you pull a quarter from your pocket, toss it to the man in bed with your wife, and say, "Here, take this and go get yourself a good piece of ass."
