The Worst Sex

Who agrees with me that vaginal sex is the most dumb, boring, and non-pleasurable sex there is? There are so many more ways to have sex than just that, although it is alright once in a while. If my GF insists we do it all the time eventually I'll just start frowning and having a horrible time while doing it.

 

Because vaginal sex is what feels the best for most women..?

Maybe you need to break up with her and find an asswoman

Or just be one of those creepy pervs with a fleshlight collection

Either way you sound like an asshole

 

Maybe your gay

 

Physical pleasure is only one aspect of the joy of sex.

 

I mean, sex is generally defined as the insertion of a penis into a vagina. The penis gets hard, the vagina gets wet. Its like a substrate and an enzyme, and I have no idea why that biology metaphor just popped into my head...

So anyways. thats why its probably the most popular form of sex....

What do you mean there are so many other forms of sex? There are two others. There is anal, and not every chick is going to dig that. And there is oral, and thats not really sex, its foreplay.

 

I don't see that that makes much sense. Everything else needs attention for sure,but vaginal intercourse is such a nice way to finish up.

 

I thought even gay dudes like vaginal sex

 

Better than having sex with your hand, which you better get used to if you keep up with that attitude

 

I also have to say vaginal sex is dandy and I for one like sex with a guy not in my ass. Sorry to be blunt but everyone has it right maybe you need to look elsewhere.

Seriously have you thought that maybe you are bisexual? Most females who are straight I doubt would want anal sex every night and oral sex is foreplay that leads to the good stuff.

Maybe you should do a self reassessment just a thought?

 

You must not be doing it right!

 

This.

 

Hahaha so maybe it's not the pussy that's bad, he's probably just bad at sex.

 

HAHAHA NO. You can literally have sex with any part of the body. Sex doesn't just mean intercourse, and no way am I having oral sex. That's just fucking gross.

 

Sounds good to me!

 

Nah, I'm 150% straight maybe you shouldn't jump to extreme conclusions about others.

 

Being homo/bi is an 'extreme' conclusion to you? Son, you need to set your priorities

 

Maybe you just need a new girl who's got a much tighter vagina, knows how to squeeze it during sex and such.

I remember my bf has always been fond of sex, but he loved trying so many different positions, and insisted I learned how to squeeze while doing it. He said he could feel it wrap around him and it felt so much better.

Also the girl has to be into anal. Or up for it. Even if she hasn't done it before if she's willing to try it be patient and give it a go.

I'd do anal with my boyfriend but I never particularly enjoyed it, I only got proper pleasure when he pulled out. Though I'd make him penetrate me again of course just to feel him pull out.

 

so you're saying that you don't like vaginal sex, and that oral sex is 'fucking gross'. apart from anal (and i'm curious about you thoughts on that), what kind of sex is there??
i mean, what do you enjoy?

 

Maybe you're just retarded.

 

I don't know maybe I just meant vaginal sex is fine but that there has got to be some foreplay involved. For instance making out or some frottage which for some reason is my strongest sexual fantasy. And to clear up two things about my thoughts on oral sex. I will gladly give to a girl but her giving to me is what I have issues with. I will do it but she has to fulfill some of my fantasies first.