well fuck!!!I cant think of a suitable title

After two years, me and the lady finally broke it off. I knew it was coming, but only a matter of when, and figures it hits when i was least prepared...so i have no money, trying to sell some shit, and get back to Northwest Indiana, my hometown, though i have no place to stay, no money to live on, and no job...so i do what?

 

Ask her if you could sleep on the couch while you are getting some money together?

 

Don't sell your computer.

I want to see how this thing ends.

 

Smoke ah doob and head on down to the ol' welfare office.

 

eh, i'll probably go cop some dope and bang a little too much...so you wouldn't see an end lodog

 

*sigh*

such is life I suppose...
















dangit.

 

well geeze...no wonder she gave you the boot

 

You could have gone with "She Kicked My Ass To The Curb!"

 

it was me who changed it

stinky would have steamed at the ears when he saw just a "well fuck"

 

my recommendation is to already have a job.

he knows i'm the only one here with the penis size to successfully fuck a well.

 

You'd probably get a better fit by just holding back your hair and sticking your head in it.


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