First sex

At what age did you have first sex? With whom?

 

I first had sex in may 2007, with the search button

 

With the search button? What do you mean?

 

I mean, use the search function, your question has been asked 19032854235 times

 

I got raped by the search button

 

As a lifetime advocate of the search button, I offer you my deepest, most humble apologies. And this gift basket of delicately scented soaps.