Hear people eating

i hate sloppy loud eaters too

 

like, there is a way to enjoy your food without giving everyone else a full preview about how much you enjoy your food

 

ROFL My little brother eats his food like its his last supper :\ He even hunches over his plate puts his other arm around the food as if protecting it from us while his hand with the fork slides against the plate and then he will slurp, munch or just gobble...this really fucks me off lol especially the clanking of utensils against plates, bowls smh. I got a uncle who would always make me gag when we had fish n chips. He would eat and talk with all the food in his mouth and it will sometimes shoot back out and down on the food :\ even got food in my face when he laughed like a monster and bits came flying at me...:\ ewwww

 

I know dude! My twin sister eats SO FAST and like gulps air inbetween bites and you can hear all the noise that her nose makes and you can hear her food squishing in her mouth and she chows down so fast even my mom is like 'chill nobody is going to take it from you'

 

Did you say twin? There are two of you?

 

I try to be quiet when im eating people

 

haha yeah, fraternal twins

 

This is from Seinfeld

 

I once worked in a facility with mentally retarded peoples.. dinning hall is classic lulz.

 

Hello,

then it depends on the people. Are they quiet when you eat them?

Regards
Gyro

PS: Which sauce goes best with people?

 

oh god orison

I would have put a pistol to my face

I worked for a place where my job was literally to open and break down boxes all day, all I wanted to do was jam my box cutter in my neck and I had really morbid fantasies about that. If I were working at a place where people were eating like that, I think I might have actually done it

 

Hello,

not bitching about your family, but that reminds me of two dogs I know. They act the same if they are together. OK, they don't use forks . But they bite into each others noses if one comes too close while trying to sniff at the other dog's food .

Regards
Gyro

 

Noisy eaters don't bother me Unless they're gluttons and eating a crap load of food that could feed a family of four or five....then that's just disgusting

 

Hello,

I think there is a difference between people that can't do better and people that are just annoying dumbasses. Every morning on my way to work there is a woman in the bus. She makes strange noises and she is constantly talking to imaginary people - without opening her mouth. She is loud, you can hear her half throught the bus. That's annoying, but well, she can't change that. On the other hand there are other people making strange noises and yelling half through the bus. They can easily stop that and behave. But they don't. That are the people that I like to be thrown out of the bus. Walking is good for their health and it might discipline them.

Regards
Gyro

 

I usually try and be very quiet when i eat for fear of people hearing me

 

I deserved that for posting about them...but in future please restrain yourself from comparing my family to dogs...that pisses me more off then ther table manners

 

Hello,

I will try to. Make a joke about engineers or so and we are even .

Regards
Gyro

 

Nah ill leave the jokes to the clowns

 

clowns are nothing to joke about man

haven't you ever seen IT? eeee

 

Hi,

yepp, clowns are evil.

Regards
Gyro