Me, sorry have had too much to drink here, im a girl, waiting to hear from a bird for hot kisses and such. Yes a hot wanton woman. WITH NEW LARGE BREASTS... ha ha (natural they are, and another bien sur goes with that. Desperate housewife since i don't lie. That will be a hot, desperate housewife...
The best place for me is at work in the bathroom ._. I feel like I 'have to' sometimes - so I do until I orgasm two or three times.
On the 'odd' occassion, I have masturbated in a private area in my house's backyard where I can't be seen. Great on a nice warm day! But usually I choose the bedroom after / during using sex 'type' toys ie: penis rings etc
Mostly when I do the self service then it is in the shower. However most of the times my wife does it for me when I roam around her fully naked with a fully hard cock. More often than not it is when she is talking on the phone to her mother or sister then her free hand plays with my cock which results in a great masturbation.
My wife doesn't usually give me hand jobs except when we're having sex. But I still try always to include her in some way whan I masturbate. Either I'm looking at her, or I'm touching her, or I'm rubbing my cock against her, or I'm cumming in her food, or I'm cumming in her body lotion. One way or another, it's better if she's involved.
mostly in bed but sometimes in the toilet at work, while driving (don't recommend this), in the toilet on a train, in a seat, on a bus, outside, in a lake, in a barn. I don't think that's the complete list but 99.99% in bed
Mostly in bed, but also in the shower, on a train, in the toilet at work, and many times when I was at school in the toilets.