I'm drunk and discovered i have balls 0_0

This is me and my cousin outside our uncles house, we were having a drink up with our other (stupid boy) cousins but they only invited us to get some advice on their girl problems 0_o ...they even played slow jams sleepy music so we went outside and i discovered...i am a man hehehehehe that's me looking for my dick

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You Look Too Feminine To Have Balls, But Then I Noticed Your A

"Kiwi"....

I Guess That Means Anythings Possible....



Cheers Glen.

 

ROFLhahahahahaha this photo is two years old hahahaha but such a low blow with the kiwi joke egg head how's it in dingo land??? oh! we are contacts but i can't message anyone for some reason :\ FYI hon

 

Im speechless...

:hide::leaving:

 

That's beautiful! don't be afraid hehehe im a real girl hon

 

Oh I'm not afraid lol. Just ur really cute and all the thoughts coming to my mind were pretty dirty. My spidey senses were telling me that u may be underage....so I was biting my tongue. That and the only "Kiwi" I've ever heard of are small brown, fury and green in the middle. Which was a bit confusing at first.

 

:cheers2: Hahahaha this picture was taken when i was 21 im 23 now Kiwi is what New Zealanders call themselves hahahahaah I'm sure you are really cute too so thank you

 

ok I feel a lot better now lol

There's something very sexy about the word kiwi. Not the actual fruit....but the word itself. I've always thought that. Is that mother nature telling me to go to NZ?

 

Note To All NZ Defence Departments.....Border Patrols Are Now On "High Alert"....



Cheers Glen.

 

NZ is one of the few places that I've never met anyone from. I have so many questions lol

 

ROFL the kiwi is our iconic bird heheheh but kiwifruit is sooooo yum!!!!!! hehehehe here this is me new years this year where i look my age hahaha with one of my cousins...and drunk hahahahahah

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I'm wondering about that finger .....

 

Oh shuddup hahahah bloody aussies heheheheh any more missing babies? dingo much

 

And Now I'm Wondering Why You Are Wondering About That Finger....



Cheers Glen.

 

Makes you wonder dunnit?

 

Lol Shows how much I know. The word is still sexy tho.

I knew it was known for rare birds, but I'm very familiar with the birds flying in that pic.....

You're gorgeous btw.

Still wondering if you found your dick or not tho

 

You wondering too?

 

A World Full Of Wonder, Is A Wonderful Thing To Behold...



Cheers Glen.

 

Your Red X Makes Me Wonder, Had Things Uploaded, What Wonderful Pic It Could Have Been...



Cheers Glen.