Somewhere out there right now...

somewhere out there right now someone is eating an entire heart shaped box of candy

 

Somewhere out there, right now, a man in Aokigahara forest is feeling sad and invisible.

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone is panicking because they clicked 'Submit Reply' instead of 'Preview Post'.

 

Somewhere out there right now, a sub is feeling disappointed because they clicked "submit", but there weren't any doms about to take advantage ...

 

Someone is striping his engine and doesnt have a multisplined no 12 socket

 

Someone out there right now is someone trying to moderate their "Dom" impulse.(Kindly, I was born disinclined,out of kindness of mind...)

 

Somewhere out there right now someone has just died and a baby is born.

 

Somewhere out there right now there is a parallel universe where I CAN actually sleep.

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone's eating a pot roast

 

Somewhere out there right now,a physicist is depressed because he realizes the impossibility of inventing intant tele-transporation,given an eternity of experimentation,even.

 

somewhere out there right now an allegedly "homeless"
man just walked into his apartment

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is naked on webcam with a vegetable in a place that isn't their mouth!

 

somewhere outthere right now some is trying WAY too hard

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is making no effort at all.

 

Somewhere out there right now,a monkey is attempting to fuck a football.

 

Somewhere out there right now a monkey is being fucked by a football.

 

some where out there someone on a bus just picked their nose and wiped it under the seat

 

... a man is tucking his penis between his legs and going "Hmmm..."

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody is resurrecting old threads that everyone else had forgotten about

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone is there.