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Farmout has an extensive collection of plastic fruit, which he usually polishes using a mixture of bird droppings and spanish red wine.

 

ate the world's largest collection of shiny plastic fruit in one sitting

 

Eats lettuce meringue pie for breakfast

 

Walks around England barefoot, mumbling, and scratching her bum.

 

Thinks toffee grows on trees ... and is trying to grow one in a little pot on her patio

 

Invented an aerosol that makes snow flammable but refuse to sell the secret formula.

 

Is Idi Amin's secret love child

 

has a full body tat that makes her look like a real beach ball

 

Craps in his neighbors yard after midnight.

 

cant reach the cookie jar on the counter cuz hes too short

 

Uses her cookie jar for pickling cockroaches

 

has a million cookie jars

 

Speaks with a Mississipi accent.

 

speaks with an irish accent

 

(I wish!)

loves liver and onions.

 

onion rings yum!

copper an brass

 

Wears a brass bra.

 

has never ate a day in his/her life

 

Dropped out of school to knit & play the lottery full-time.

 

collects hubcaps