How poor were you?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by scratcho, Apr 24, 2011.

  1. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    we didnt have underwear for each day...we had days where we got the underwear...one pair shared with 7 kids
     
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    We were so poor I stayed in my mothers womb until the age of ten


    Hotwater
     
  3. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Well WE were so poor we couldn't afford the whole alphabet!
     
  4. newo

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    When Lyndon Johnson declared his War on Poverty my family got shot at!
     
  5. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Well WE were so poor African kids would send us maggots!
     
  6. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    i hate poor people!!
     
  7. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    REEEELLY?

    Coz WE were so poor we couldn't afford my 8th and 9th birthday-so I was 7 until I was 10!
     
  8. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Well, WE were so poor that when I was 7 we had to give up the between maid
     
  9. Tyrsonswood

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    Not only did I have only rocks to play with, I had to make those rocks out of dirt.....
     
  10. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Luxury...

    We ate dirt... until the rich kids stole it away to make into rocks to play with!
     
  11. Tyrsonswood

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    Was that you?...... Sorry
     
  12. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Use different spice combos.
     
  13. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Yeah... that was us... we were so poor that banks would fail just because we walked in.
     
  14. sherlockholmes

    sherlockholmes Member

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    We were so poor when I was a kid, I had to bathe in money.
     
  15. Tyrsonswood

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    Wise guy, eh.....
     
  16. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    i just dip them in ketchup

    and then feed them to my dog.
     
  17. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    We were so poor we travelled from town to town killing people and stealing their money
     
  18. alwayscrackers

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    was so poor the rats left us food.
     
  19. richinweed

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    We were so poor our folks couldnt afford to buy us clothing........at 13 they bought me a hat so i could look out the window..
     
  20. storch

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    Oh yeah? When I was a kid, I had to trek five miles to school every morning through two feet of snow, walking backwards uphill against the wind, with barbed wire wrapped around my feet for boots.
     

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