You might be _______ if _______

you might be embarrassed to be Rupert Murdoch's mate if you're David Cameron

 

You might be insecure if you watch any television for helpful guided information.

 

You might be unlucky if you realise every pretty girl/handsome hunk has an ugly friend-and you don't have any ugly friends.........

 

you might be eternally lost if you wont ever have an answer to something you desperately need answered.

 

You might be squeezing a zit if your mirror suddenly goes white....

 

^Lol disgusting...

You might be lonely if you pick your scabs when your alone.

 

You might be lonely if you beat off and wonder if you make a sound if no one is around to hear it.

 

You might have 'the trots' if you're doing the bum-clench stiff-legged speed walk while gritting your teeth.

 

Why Not Beat Off In A Forrest, That Way Any Sound Is Masked By The Sound

Of A Tree Falling....



Cheers Glen.

 

You mean like, fap-fap-fap,kerrrrrash?

 

You might be a redneck if your swimming pool is made out of plastic.

 

you might be wondering what you're doing in the presence of such towering intellects if you're name's Puggybear.

 

You might be giants if it weren't for that band that already might be

 

You might be able to fly if you take those heavy socks off

 

You might be able to clear the room if you do the same

 

You might be about to shit yourself if you look up from your newspaper as your co-pilot says "Aren't we supposed to be able to hear engine noise?"

 

You might have a vagina if the fish follow you in the zoo

 

You might be 'at that age' if you swear as you wrestle with the ipod/skybox/computer/iphone while muttering "Fucking thing! What was wrong with the old way?!"

 

You might be the coolest dude if your name is puggybear

 

You might be THIS if you wasn't THAT!