I like how a q tip

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  1. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    Feels inside my ear..
     
  2. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Putting a q-tip in my ear makes me cough like crazy.
     
  3. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Just wait until the cotton unravels and falls off one, you will change your mind about that real quick.
     
  4. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I like it too, especially when they get real greasy and there is almost no white. For this sensation to take place you obviously have to use them moderately. And what about this feeling to push them just a few mm further then you're supposed to, right!? Just so you know for sure where to stop :p
     
  5. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    oh, this images. I just imagine Mr. Bean with the sticks in his nose and the undis over his head. Then this image floated away and jmt appears and the qtip thinggies and arrggg, nononononono ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  6. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    lol, How cheap are the ones you buy? I use the brand name and they only come unraveled when my cats are chewing on them or after I've used them for several days to apply eyeshadow. Never had one unravel in my ear, lol.

    I, too, love the feeling of a cotton swab in the ear. People are always warning that you'll bust your eardrum that way, but you gotta push it up and angle it to get it that far, so just swab what you can easily reach. And be careful not to do it too much, you could be just shoving earwax back down in there and TRUST ME, you don't want to have to have that shit sucked out. Been there, done that.
     
  7. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    q Tip just pushes the wax in more
     
  8. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Actually I've only seen the name brand ones come apart....
     
  9. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Weeeird. Hmm. Maybe you manhandle them too hard. ;)
     
  10. O.W.L

    O.W.L Member

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    I like ear candles more. :)
     
  11. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Me too but I thought that was a positive experience as well :D I went to the doctor once because I was hearing clearly less on one ear. He released some water in it like they do and I had to keep a small bucket below my ear. The lump of earwax flushed out right away and fell with a *tink* sound in the bucket since it was stoned (in the petrified sense) :2thumbsup: If you wait long enough and do not push the stuff further in your ear you've got big chance an intruiging large lump of wax can roll out of your ear on itself too :D I think earwax is great entertainment.
     
  12. Kinky Ramona

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    Haha, I was a little kid when they de-funked my ear and I remember the doctor telling me I was growing potatoes in there and then he showed me what he got out of there. I just remember being horrified to be held down while he was fucking with my ears. lol
     
  13. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Oh yes, mine was not dreadful at all. Only suprising. I was 19 I think and it went pretty chill. I still wonder how long it would've taken that lump of earwax to petrify :p
     
  14. thedope

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    There is a risk of abrasion to sensitive tissues in the ear canal. Abrasions can lead to bacterial and fungal infections. So it is wise to balance your enthusiasm for the feeling of q tips with the proper functioning of your organism.

    I like q tips for the fact that they can convey solutions to small areas such as in topical application of antiseptic to a wound.

    As far as articles to stick into your ear, the tongue provides some trippy sensations, both up close and from afar.
     
  15. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    i like how a Q-tip...has nothing to do with the letter Q

    i use them to clean my bong a lot more often than i use them in my ears.

    i dislike how one felt in my dick hole!
     
  16. Sarah_Again

    Sarah_Again Inspires Irrelevancy

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    They tickle my throat and it makes me cough...
     
  17. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    I like how an a OK
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i prefer cleaning my ears with small toilet paper joints
     
  19. apothecaryvybez

    apothecaryvybez Member

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    my fiend dropped a ballled up gumwrapper in my ear 1 time while I was sleeping. Had to go to the doctor to get it removed.
     
  20. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    it does stand for "quality" tip
     
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