I cut the tag off of my mattress AND my pillows today

This is how it all starts. Sounds Innocent enough and then it just escalates into larger ticket items.

Not sure how much bigger you can get than a mattress.

 

What an evil wench you are, have you know regards for the sanctity of the law?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L336cJMYkuM"]Serta Sheep—Penalty - YouTube

 

i don't think anyone is going to slap you up besides the head with a wet fish. as long as you don't try to sell them, nor donate them to some incorporated charity.

but if you get sick, because of something they're made out of, you won't be able to sue whoever made them to recover damages.

 

Well, there's always trucks, but most people need tools to pry off license plates.

 

cutting tags off mattresses...

Next thing ya know, you'll be driving around without a seatbelt...

Its going to spiral downhill until you end up murdering someone!

:tongue:

 

i heard a mattress tag was the first thing lorena bobbit cut off too...

 

Umm...You are aware that the NDAA was signed into law, yes?

 

Shit son, they're gonna get you now.

 

Yeah, but what did you do after that?