...your slightly buzzed from a nice Pinot Noir, it's late, you've got to get your granddaughters cake done/decorated, and all you want to do is fuck the shit outta your mate? Just sayin'...Dammit!!! I hate it when responsibilities get in the way!!! LOL
Yeah right...Easy for you to say...she's busy wrapping the damn presents. I can't even "cop a feel" without getting smacked right now. LOL!
If you have to worry about getting smacked for copping a feel, something is seriously wrong with your relationship
Ummm...it was a joke. Just havin' a little fun, k? I did come up and try a "reach around" while she was decorating and she responded with a little "smack", but it's all in fun. I'm an old mutherfucker that's been around the block more than a few times. I know when it doesn't work and when it does. Just tryin' to add a little levity to the forum.
i'll "decorate your granddaughter's cake" anyday... i should probably have confirmed that this was an adult granddaughter before i said that.
none of those apply to me so i dont know about hating it. I like wanting to "fuck the shit outta" people though
Or your mate starts looking extra good to you...and company is coming over. And they stay for-freaking-ever.
Or your nice buzz gets the best of you and by the time all the folks leave , your nodding off to sleep and the whole nights ruined.
