I've shat (I love that word) so much today that my ass is sore On a good note I think I've lost 10 pounds in the process :2thumbsup: ....Come on ice cream!!!
In your state I advise against ice cream. It will come out in about 10 minutes and it will only kill the pain for a few seconds before your ass starts to hurt even more. I advise you to eat a few Andean chili peppers.
You should buy a bunch of ice cream in advance so when you get in another situation like this you can have a bunch of ice cream lol