I'm sure there will be plenty of things I'll be thankful for...but I'm thinking of taking pictures of a bunch of things that make my life interesting...like funny signs, pretty stuff, lots of pictures of our demolition projects...try and capture the greatness of each day in a picture.
1. To convince 10 people to take up smoking 2. Blame anyone else for anything that goes wrong in my life in 2012 3. Buy a carton of eggs and try convince all 12 that they should save themselves for marriage before they get laid again 4. Start the Occupy My Pants movement 5. Wear a Jack Daniels T-shirt at some random AA meeting
my resolution is that if i am to smoke, drink eat, swear, shag, spend then cry or procrastinate to make sure it was at least worth it. as john lennon said: "time you enjoyed wasting - was not wasted"
My brother wore a Jim Beam shirt to one, then never went back. I think a good way to fail at something is to make it a new year's resolution, if you don't want to do something, you won't, and if you do, you will. For instance: I decided I needed to lose some weight, so I did! I'd like to lose a bit more, but that is not my resolution, because...fuck, I'm going to do that anyway.
My New Years resolution is to stop giving a shit about everything. I get too emotionally involved in friends and end up getting fucked over. So next year...I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
This sounds like a plan I could live by:2thumbsup: Except maybe the Occupy YOUR Pants Movement, no sausage for me thanks
Occupy My Pants: I'd make a tent so they wouldnt have to buy one from Wal-mart, it would be nice any cosy so they wouldnt have to sneak back to their hotel rooms in the middle of the night. 6. Organize a festival for the celebration of spiced minced meat stuffed in casings and beer. I would call it The Sydney International Sausage Fest
Buy a new spreader this spring rather than ruin the lawn like I did last year by spreading Scotts turf builder plus 2 weed control with my bare hands Hotwater
I resolve to not put any more weed killer on my lawn, last time I did it the whole lawn turned brown. I had no Idea my lawn was all weeds.
Same Here, I Live In The Country And No Lawnseed Has Ever Touched The Ground Here, Everything That Is Green Is A Weed.... Cheers Glen.
Everyone should aspire to be at least one type of whore in their lifetime. Haven't discovered mine yet though.