True Playa

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by missfontella, Dec 13, 2004.

  1. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    ONE EVENING MIKE WENT OVER HIS FRIEND TERRY'S HOUSE TO PLAY CARDS WITH SOME FRIENDS. MIKE SAT DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM TERRY'S WIFE.


    MIKE DROPPED A CARD ON THE FLOOR AND BENT DOWN TO PICK IT UP. WHEN HE LOOKED ACROSS THE TABLE HE SAW THAT TERRY'S WIFE HAD HER LEGS OPEN AND NO PANTIES ON. HE SAT UP AND WAS FLUSHED.


    HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO GET A DRINK OF WATER. TO HIS SURPRISE TERRY'S WIFE HAD FOLLOWED HIM INTO THE KITCHEN AND SAID, "DID YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAW"?


    MIKE SAID YES I DID. SHE SAID, "WELL YOU CAN GET MORE THAN THAT BUT IT WILL COST YOU $500". SO MIKE THOUGHT ABOUT HIS FINANCIAL SITUATION AND SAID O.K..

    SHE SAID SO MEET ME HERE TOMORROW AT 2:30 BECAUSE TERRY WILL BE AT WORK THEN. MIKE SAID, "I'LL SEE YOU THEN". THE NEXT DAY, MIKE CAME OVER, THEY HAD SEX, HE PAID HER, THEN HE LEFT. LATER TERRY CAME HOME AND SAID,"HAS MIKE BEEN OVER HERE TODAY"? SHE SAID, THINKING SHE HAD BEEN CAUGHT, "AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES. TERRY ASKED,"DID HE LEAVE 500?" SHE SAID AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE DID. TERRY SAID, "GOOD BECAUSE THAT FOOL CAME BY MY JOB THIS MORNING AND ASKED TO BORROW $500 TILL THIS EVENING, AND SAID HE WOULD LEAVE IT WITH YOU.

    now THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA!!!!
     
  2. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    lol..............awesome
     
  3. Revenant Phantasm

    Revenant Phantasm Member

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    is that a true story?? if so... Sly ass mofugga
     
  4. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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  5. northernlehigh97

    northernlehigh97 Senior Member

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  6. FallenFairy

    FallenFairy Senior Member

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    that is one smart guy......... WOW
     
  7. crystalstarr

    crystalstarr Word

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    hahahaha thats funny
     
  8. splatter

    splatter Member

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  9. splatter

    splatter Member

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    what are you trying to say, why do you keep picking on me?? i will have you know i am a nun and very offended

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