Excessive fantasising measures

This is about as pathetic as it gets, but I thought I'd share something a bit unconventional that I've developed to improve my masturbation experience.

What I've done is created two editable lists: one contains the names of people I'm currently horny for, and the other contains descriptions of sexual acts or experiences I'm also currently horny for.

Then, by the power of a bit of code stolen from the internet, I produce two random combinations of items from these lists. So for example, I might end up with something like this:

• Anna masturbating
• Molly in the shower

And then I force myself to choose between the two. I find it really gratifying, because it forces you to realise your strongest desires at that particular moment in time. Sometimes my choice will be dictated by the person involved, at other times by the act.

If anyone is as creepy as me and would like to try it out with their own lists, let me know.

Now is that the most pathetic thing you've ever heard or what?

 

i don't think it's pathetic. it's just funny (both funny-peculiar and funny-haha).
I get how funny it must be to randomly match a person u like with a random kinky action, but then i don't get why u need to find two fantasies and then "force" yourself to choose between the two.
But hey, whatever makes u happy.

 

mhmmm sounds interesting...both mentally stimulating as well as physically. What a powerful, erotic combination!!