My girlfriend has sand in her vagina

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Flesh Mound, Nov 18, 2011.

  1. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Be thankful its sand and not razorblades...
     
  2. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg"]Kiss - Lick It Up - YouTube
     
  3. MellowDonna

    MellowDonna Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Ughhh! That's disgusting! :ack2:

    If you're at all serious, I guess she could try a douche.
     
  4. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    If her pussy is big enough to have a sand castle in it, you have more problems than you think.
     
  5. Flesh Mound

    Flesh Mound Member

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    That' really shallow man. It's not my girlfriends fault she has a huge vagina.
     
  6. desert-rat

    desert-rat Senior Member

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    I have had to get under my p.u. a few times to fix some thing and gotten sand in different areas . You might also look for dirt, grease and oil . desert rat
     
  7. caramelkween

    caramelkween Guest

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    wtf.. how did it get there in the first place?
     
  8. 12barblues

    12barblues Member

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    when your buddy told you that "she needs to have someone knock her down and kick dirt in her pussy" he didnt mean it literally.
     
  9. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Look for a different place to store your sand.
     
  10. Spiral Sea

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    seeing the thread title already made me laugh but the replies are even better.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gej_8fvodU"]"Whats Wrong Kyle do you have some Sand in your Vagina" - YouTube
     
  11. articnorth

    articnorth Member

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    Douche with warm water
     
  12. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    Has no one ever seen a water pick?

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    **90% of horny HF Ladies log off and rush to target**

    Remarketed in Japan only in all black and chrome as a G spot stimulator. :O
     
  13. 12barblues

    12barblues Member

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    ok...ive only been with HF for a few months, but this is by far the funniest thread i've seen...you guys are hilarious.... thanks, i needed a laugh...
     
  14. desert-rat

    desert-rat Senior Member

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    What makes the most sense is a hot shower and some soap . Then watch out at night for the sand man , that is having a quickie while she is asleep . desert rat
     

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