i have a joke (maybe belongs in women's issues forum but too bad)

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  1. psyche

    psyche fun for the whole family

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    Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?


































    A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, IF they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb
    would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID FUCKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!! WHY? BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS FUCKING HOUSE!........... Sorry - what was the question?
     
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  3. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    LOL
     
    Bellfire01, Dec 13, 2004
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  5. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    lol, so true...
     
    antithesis, Dec 13, 2004
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  7. nimh

    nimh ~foodie~

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    haha!
     
    nimh, Dec 13, 2004
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  9. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    heehee :p
     
    loveflower, Dec 13, 2004
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  11. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    oh yeah...i understand more than i would like to admit
     
    mariecstasy, Dec 13, 2004
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  13. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    Chris was scared by reading that, please don't hurt me, women...
     
    FreakyJoeMan, Dec 13, 2004
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  15. FallenFairy

    FallenFairy Senior Member

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    LMFAO.... that was a good joke.
     
    FallenFairy, Dec 13, 2004
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  17. HippyCor$ter

    HippyCor$ter Ackamonkey

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    Are you sure that answer isnt 1.000000000000000001?
     
    HippyCor$ter, Dec 13, 2004
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  19. crystalstarr

    crystalstarr Word

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    hahaha yeah thats me , right now!muahhhh muahhh
     
    crystalstarr, Dec 13, 2004
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  21. DoDaMan

    DoDaMan Member

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    LOL! Funny joke psyche. Wait, what am I saying................:p



    ~namaste~
     
    DoDaMan, Dec 13, 2004
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  23. StatiClinGod

    StatiClinGod Member

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    Pure, unbashed genius. That is going to be one of the classics, 20 years from now.
     
    StatiClinGod, Dec 13, 2004
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  25. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    Dude, don't even bother. She's gay.
     
    TenCentArcade, Dec 13, 2004
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  27. StatiClinGod

    StatiClinGod Member

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    Hey, hey! I may not have class, but I have taste. I'm not about to go doing that to a complete stranger.



    Eliot, you whore.
     
    StatiClinGod, Dec 13, 2004
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  29. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    What the fuck are you babbling about now?
     
    TenCentArcade, Dec 13, 2004
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  31. psyche

    psyche fun for the whole family

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    hehe, i thought it expressed my current feelings. one day i'm going to memorize it all and tell that joke to my friends' boyfriends so they understand to some extent what their girls go through every month.

    and you're quite right eliot. not only that, i have an extremely hot girlfriend. go me.
     
    psyche, Dec 13, 2004
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  33. monosphere

    monosphere Holly's Hubby

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    Psyche, you've just scared me gay.
     
    monosphere, Dec 13, 2004
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  35. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

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    oooooooooooooh i wanna see!! oooh that lucky person :D
     
    Bloody_Kisses, Dec 13, 2004
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