The Big Bang as a 'Cosmic Orgasm'

So I was masturbating recently and just before I came really hard, I felt this moment of pure nothingness. This whole experience brought to mind the Big Bang. According to M Theory this universe could have been created by at least 2 membranes rubbing together/colliding (sex). So if this is true then maybe there wasn't always just 'nothingness'? Maybe there was a definite period of build-up, a calm right before the storm (nothingness) and then the orgasm itself (big bang). I also find it kind of funny that meteorites are exactly like sperm. Impregnating planets such as our own with biological material. Thoughts, anyone?

Note: I've posted this in 2 forums. One here and the other in 'Science & Technology'. I think it would be interesting to get thoughts from all ends of the spectrum rather than just the science geeks. They can sometimes get really close-minded, pompous,and arrogant when you start mentioning things that can't be proven or disproven like string theory and M theory.

 

what does pure nothingness feel like?

 

presumably it doesn't?

 

Remember it was science nerds who originally came up with the term big bang as a way to compensate for their lack of sexual prowess


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Hahahaha hotwater. NOT COOL
@skip What universes am I creating? Theres no eggs (or planets) on this icky towel.... Well I suppose it's a woolen graveyard universe...intermittently lively with the dying throes of my little men. ... hahaha Perhaps I've gone too far...
@I'minmyunderwear Maybe nothingness wasn't the right word... i don't experience it that often but when I do I'll try to get a better grip on it. To be honest it's weird that skip said 'how's it feel to be a god? Cuz that's how it felt kind of... hard to explain really. Like time and space didn't exist anymore.. hmm yea thats a good start. I shall ruminate upon this further