I'm Paranoid about Invisible stuff

Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by easygoing, Dec 8, 2011.

  1. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Hmmmm...


    You mean UV radiation, Cosmic Rays, Proton Radiation, Beta Radiation, and Gamma Rays which tear at the nucleus of our cells and mutate our DNA through long bouts of exposure :hide:


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  3. kokujin

    kokujin Senior Member

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    It doesn't matter. (intended).
     
  4. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Hell................. I'm paranoid of the stuff I can see.
     
  5. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Let's not forget that paranoia is defined as "extreme and irrational fear".
     
  6. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    It's been proven that you aren't truly paranoid if everybody is actually out to get you.....
     
  7. hippie chick2

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    This is a world of ilusion.
     
  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    :eek:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb3n0g2NenI"]The Invisible Man Trailer - YouTube


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  9. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    I was thinking more about stuff like alien mind control rays, radon leaking threw my basement floor, poltergeists, rattle snakes in the azalea bushes,...ya know the usual things.

    But yeah,...now that you mention all that cosmic gamma radiation stuff ..I'm more paranoid than I was:eek:
     
  10. rebecca94

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    float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, your hands can't touch what your eyes can't see. that is all x
     
  11. Tyrsonswood

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    Hmmm............... that kinda blows my theory on how Braille works....
     
  12. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    What if there's geckos all around us..

    And we just can't see them..

    :eek:
     
  13. scratcho

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    What if you fall through your butthole and end up in China?? Damn. Just too many things to worry about.
     
  14. Tyrsonswood

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    What if China is your butthole........... Hmmm
     
  15. hotwater

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    Then you should be prepared to equip yourself with a tinfoil hat, a radon detector, and have priest on standby to perform an exorcism [​IMG] as for the rattlers keep a bottle of anti-snake serum on hand just in case.


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  16. yarapario

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    easygoing

    What you need to do post haste is get to a reliable VooDoo Woman and get you a protection spell...the way you're talkin sounds to me like someone layed some bad ju-ju on you. I wouldn't want you to worry but ya gotta know this is only gonna get worse...quickly.

    Hope this gets to you in time buddy
     
  17. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    Exactly!

    They are, thats why you gotta spray for them. I was infested with 'em for awhile there,.... they'd just appear outta nowhere and try to sell me car insurance....fucking irritating.

    That happens more often than you might think. What do you think happened to Herman Cain.:wink:

    Thanks for the advice. I already did that though, she told me I need to make a special tea out of goat placenta and drink it 3 times a day. So,....as soon as I find where I can get some goat placenta, ..I'll be all good.:)
     
  18. Peaceandlove1345

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    Is it like wheny uo dont see anything there but you knwo that someone is there watching your every move that works with the government or the aliens and wants to kidnap you?
     
  19. Tyrsonswood

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    *hands Peaceandlove1345 a tin foil hat* ;)
     
  20. scratcho

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    Huh. What a coincidence. I keep several pounds of goat placenta in my car. You just never know.
     

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