What's the first thing you think of...

Food

I am so starving when I wake up that I can't function at all or think about anything else until I have eaten something.

 

I have several things:

1. Fuck I gotta pee
2. Fuck I gotta let the dog out to pee
3. I need coffee
4. I need a bowl

Then I'm good to go.

 

first have a cigarette & coffee or tea

 

Gotta go to the bathroom

 

First thought is usually of my kitten

 

Dreams seem to be a common theme and I'll add to it. Usually I try to figure out what the dreams were about or if they were part of some recurring dream themes. Almost always I think about how much fun it might be to wake up in the dream world and stay there for awhile.

 

Coffee.

 

Water....it's the first thing I think of.

 

Mostly I check my phone to see the time.

If I've been out the night before I'll try to remember if I was well-behaved and how I got home, and if any of my friends are going to be pissed off at me.

 

hit the streets a running and try to beat the masses.
buy myself some cheap sunglasses.. Oh yeah..

 

lol I totally know what you mean.

 

the calm feeling in the dream i was having, sometimes a few of the details, reluctantly replaces by annoyance at my thoughtless drunken neighbors.

my second thought is am i hungry enough to make myself something to eat.
third thought is do i need to get up and take a piss.

by then of course, i am awake and hungry.

not generally having appointments, or people expecting anything of me, time of day has absolutely nothing to do with any of it. being old has that much compensation anyway.

 

Take a shower

 

What the hell am I doing up so early?

 

i want food, i want food, i want food!

 

why have i pitched that tent???

... and then i wonder why i have a frickin' boner :frown:

 

Fuck, got to change that alarm tone
Ah, I can have another 5 minutes
Argh, crap, that was more like 15
I'd better go and pee now so lithium can use the bathroom

And with such excitement each weekday begins. At 7am.
At weekends it's far more human...sometimes I even get to think about my dreams.

 

More sleep

 

Damn............. I'm still here.

 

Some days I say why the hell is my hand in my underwear

Do this happen to anyone???