Seducing my straight homophobic friend

I have had a friend for the last 6 years who I really want to offer a blow job to. I haven't seen my friend in many years because he lives in another country. Finally, he is coming to visit and will be here for a few months living with me.

We are about as close to being best friends as possible for two people separated by thousands of miles. Communicating daily via im and video chat.

But, my friend thinks I am straight and he is straight. He is of arab decent which makes homosexuality even worse in his eyes.

But my friend loves his booze. He enjoys drinking nightly until he passes out and often doesn't remember the night before and I think I can use this to my advantage.

I know I will probably not get any further than giving him a blow job but, If I get that far, I will be in heaven!!!

I have a few techniques I plan on trying but was hoping someone could give me some new ones I haven't thought of.

I have a prescription for a drug Xanax and I understand that when mixed with alcohol, he will not remember a thing about the night before. My main worry is that it won't be any fun sucking him off while he is passed out. I got to get him when he is awake and enjoying it.

Has anyone had any experience or any tips on the best way to do this?

 

we call that rape here

 

Well, I know he would enjoy it. What male doesn't enjoy a great blowjob and blowing their wad. The hard part is, that straights don't know how enjoyable it is until they have tried and enjoyed it.

Drugging? well that wouldn't be my first choice. I myself use that drug and have used it with alcohol and it does a great job of relaxing you and removing inhalations. Just alcohol by itself does that but not as good. I fear that even if I do succeed that the next morning he may be upset or angry or think of me very differently. But the drug adds that amnesia effect where if he remembers it, he will think it was just a dream. Then the next time it will be easier because of any memories that may remain in his subconscious.

Well, just doing it with booze alone since we both enjoy getting completely smashed out of our minds may be enough and will be my first attempt. I am not sure how to approach him carefully and offer the blow job.

Perhaps some kind of bet, where the loser has to perform some undesirable act. If I lose, i have to blow him, if he loses he has to do .... well some non gay disgusting thing.

Or a money bet.. like, here is $500, let me blow you and if it isn't the best blow job you ever had, you keep the 500. If it was the best, then we do this again tomorrow night.

 

Yep, and when he presses charges there's a permanent record here of the premeditated plan. How convenient.

 

forget the drugs..forget the alcohol

just ask him and if he says yes ..enjoy it

...if he says no ...respect it

 

Ok, so bringing up the drug thing was probably a bit stupid.. As far as the alcohol goes, he plans on getting drunk with me often and we always enjoy that while we are together.

Just simply asking "can i give you a blowjob" is too straight forward. I am looking for a more subtle way of doing it. Such as bets where I know I will lose and giving a blowjob is penalty for losing or something like that..

It has been many years since I seduced or had any kind of sex with a straight guy and I have forgotten all the great techniques.

But the alcohol does two things. It helps me get my nerve up to ask, and his inhibitions down so he will say yes.

Can any one suggest some techniques?

 

Actually, it's posts like this that perpetuate homophobia. There might be one person who reads this who'd be naive enough to believe that gay people actually behave this way.

Nah, never mind, I know we're all smarter than that.

 

Ok, so slight change in topic.. forget the drug, we will both enjoy getting drunk together and that is the perfect time. Perhaps we will put on some straight porn to get him horney.

Then I just have to figure out the perfect way to pop the question. Coming right out and asking basically tells him I am gay. Of course giving him a blow job tells him that too but at least he doesn't have to hear I am gay until he himself has engaged.

 

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I guess everyone got the wrong impression when I mentioned xanax in my original post. I would never consider spiking his drink but rather offer it as something to help him enjoy himself as we drink together.

Many straight guys do have some gay curious feelings yet would always refuse sex when asked. Being intoxicated kind of removes the inhabitions that prevent it. He himself has told me many times that he is very picky when it comes to what kind of women he would sleep with.. But the more he drinks, the less picky he gets. He enjoys getting sooooo drunk the even the fat ugly ones qualify.

Well, I was hoping that the same effect would make it possible for me to pop the question in a very careful way and get a YES.

But, losing the friend, not a pleasant thought. I know that the next morning he will likely remember what we did and his opinion of me may very well be different and the friendship could be over.

 

Just stop. There is no digging yourself out of this hole.

 

yeah, you're a total piece of shit.

 

Maybe had you started out drinking and watching some porn with your friend when he was drunk you could have said that chick cant give head here i'll show you, instead of saying i'll drug him and blow him while he is passed out, might have given you some credibility asshole.....

 

I just read that and my stomach churned.

You disgust me, the fact that you want to get him drunk and take advantage of him, drug or no drug is wrong.

You obviously know he doesn't want it but you are willing to try and do what you can to be selfish just to suck his cock and disregarding him and his feelings.

 

I am straight. I have many gay friends who I love dearly but have no sexual affection for. I could not love them any more if I did. I love my gay friends because they are honest and it is their only "technique".

Technique is best applied to masturbation. Your mindset considers your good friend as no more than an object for your gratification. Whereas you may find keen excitement in the ideas you entertain, their fruition is unlikely to produce enduring positive effects. Because, people are not sex objects though one may so imagine them as such, subjects.

 

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