dear santa....

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by weeattoes, Dec 8, 2011.

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  1. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Dear santa, please give hairy a big black dildo for christmas shes been a good hair all year.
     
    weeattoes, Dec 8, 2011
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  3. noela

    noela Members

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    Dear Santa,
    Please get me a itunes vibrator for christmas this year.
    Love Noela.
     
    noela, Dec 8, 2011
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  5. HippieHair

    HippieHair Member

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    Dear Santa ,
    Please give my friend weeattoes some pee pee pads for when I make her laugh too hard ..
     
    HippieHair, Dec 8, 2011
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  7. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Dear santa, would you please send my friend hairy a new fist shaped dildo... its the third one she wore the thumb off in a year.. thank you kind sir.
     
    weeattoes, Dec 8, 2011
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  9. HippieHair

    HippieHair Member

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    Dear Santa,
    Pleases bring my friend , weeattoes , some rubber pants for christmas, for when I make her laugh too hard ...
     
    HippieHair, Dec 8, 2011
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  11. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    dear santa,
    please keep my name out of the paper if my new years autoerotic asphyxiation session goes wrong again this year :thanks:
     
    jerry420, Dec 8, 2011
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  13. HippieHair

    HippieHair Member

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    Dear Santa,
    Pleases bring my friend , weeattoes , some rubber pants for christmas, for when I make her laugh too hard ...
     
    HippieHair, Dec 8, 2011
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  15. M2D

    M2D Member

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    Dear Santa:

    I hope you are having a good year, im looking forward to christmas :):) pllsssssss send me all the stuff on my list

    toy firetruck
    model train
    hot wheels car set
    female blow up doll
    new video games

    thanks santa!!! see you at christmas!!!!

    Mikey
     
    M2D, Dec 8, 2011
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  17. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Dear santa, please bring my friend hair a new vibrater.. she got so rough with it she snapped it in half.
     
    weeattoes, Dec 8, 2011
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  19. M2D

    M2D Member

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    I popped the blow up doll :(
     
    M2D, Dec 8, 2011
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  21. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    Dear Santa

    Please bring me a waterproof mattress TY
     
    GoofyGooberz, Dec 8, 2011
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  23. M2D

    M2D Member

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    ummmmm ok im going to need a few blow up dolls like 20ish

    and dont forget the other stuff!!!

    milk and cookies will waiting!!!!!!
     
    M2D, Dec 8, 2011
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  25. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Dear santa, please bring me new boobs for christmas..
    Mines gettin old.
     
    weeattoes, Dec 8, 2011
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  27. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Dear weeattoes, I Seem To Be Developing "Man Boobs" Lately,

    If You Agree To Pay Postage And Handling, I'll Send You

    Mine, Just A Quick Shave Or Wax And They Will Be As Good As New...:sunny:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Dec 8, 2011
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  29. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    hahahaha
    but its a present? why do i have to pay postage and handling?
    :confused:
     
    weeattoes, Dec 8, 2011
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  31. itsallgood

    itsallgood Senior Member

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    Santa......theirs nothing more to say
     
    itsallgood, Dec 8, 2011
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  33. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    sup santa. where u @? r u on ur way here yet? plz bring me a iphone, i dont want nething else. lol. thx. lata.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Dec 8, 2011
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  35. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.!!...:banghead:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Dec 8, 2011
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  37. M2D

    M2D Member

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    I WANT BOOZE TO... LOTS OF BOOZE


    love ya santa!
     
    M2D, Dec 8, 2011
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  39. HippieHair

    HippieHair Member

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    Dear Santa,
    I've been a good Hair all year. Please for the sake of wimins everywhere please let I'minmyunderwear's balls drop, and for RiffRaff, please send him lots of socks, for Jerry420 , please send him lots of red and white weener paint, some mistletoe for machinist, weeattoes could use some sparklys and a elf hat, His Eden would like some jingle bells for her jingle balls ,a vagina for BBAD , a rednose for LOLLI ,some Kraut and taco sauce for Themnax , a Tuggie for Trippychic09, and if it's not too much trouble Santa, I would like a Bedazzler !
    Your biggest fan
    Hairy
     
    HippieHair, Dec 9, 2011
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