Big FAT America

There's this new grocery store in town, but out near the airport. They call it Costco. It's an American themed store with lots and lots and heaps of American produce. I always thought people got fat because of the quantity they eat but umm after looking at some of this shit I've realized that the products themselves are just disgustingly heavy in badness. Seriously, no one needs to have a heart attack if they want ranch sauce. And seriously, no one needs a heart attack if they want a few peanut chocolate Reese's. Mother fuck seriously.
Anyway Dr. Pepper costs a fortune so I've settled with cheaper Cherry Coke. I also found Dagwood dogs!! How awesome.

 

Mmm..i love cherry coke but cant find it here ...so i settle for cranberry gingerale they sell aroung christmas and i stock up on it

 

america is fat. in our schools you can't even buy healthy stuff. you get enchiladas smothered in cheese and fat, burger and fries, chinese food, pizza, and this preservative-filled sandwich called an uncrustable.
yuck.
i swear they are trying to rot our bodies.

 

mmm high school cafeteria food was so good. Burritos, chili dogs, dominos pizza, fucken i dont even know what else but i loved it all :drool5:
Im starving right now
You have inspired me to go get fast food :sifone:

 

mm i just ate fast food irminsul, does that infuriate you?

 

i'm about to eat butter


that's right, butter

 

People forget the FDA and USDA sold out to Monsanto and other corporations quite some time ago, essentially transforming aerica into a nation of cullinary guinea pigs.

 

cool, costco is expanding around the world!

 

I miss cool ranch doritos

 

dude...if it was hidden valley ranch then don't hate haha its bomb when you got the munchies

and how much was the Dr. Pepper? shoot its only a dollar at walmart for a 2 liter lol

 

costco is the devil

 

I like fat chicks..

 

Costco is in Germany now lol. Yeah there's a lot of bad shit in there but at of good shit too, plus it's bulk buys so you'll save a penny errm mark or two.

 

Not at all. I at least eat fast food once a week.

 

Consequently the world will be expanding.

 

Costco is badass if you buy your supplies once every two months as their quanity is no comparison to other stores.

One time i bought ketchup there and you dont get one 40oz for 7.99 you TWO 64 ounce double pack for $10.00. My eggs and hashbrowns will be happy for long time.

Still they are a corporate chain with the same evil goals as any other.

Costco also has a awesome return policy. A roomate of mine updated his computer every 4 months by returning and getting the next. He was a sly motherfucker.

 

It isn't the fat that worries me, it is the unhealthiness of it all. In this matter it always seems that most people describe America as 'Fat Nation'. But all I see a bunch of people unhealthy people, I include myself in this often as well. It is just so hard to only be feeding yourself the majority of the time and not just grab some fast food or some snacky stuff like Doritos because it is quick an easy. I can't make dinner every night if it is just me. I could just go for some light microwaveable dinners like I used too but seriously, those things are full of chemicals and kind of add up moneywise and isn't really worth it for the quality... Shit is kind of fucky, I have been doing my best lately to eat healthier things, more grains, fruit juices, water, grilled chicken, steamed vegetables, and in healthier quantities as I used to obsess over not eating too much as I lost about 85 lbs 2 years ago.

Oh and also your post really cracked me up, you seemed pretty baked when you were typing it!

Cheers!

 

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Costco is the ultimate fuck over for other companies.. Here isa good example.. costco buys say fly rods from SAGE(a top fly rod maker in the world).. and SAGE has a policy that when they sell in bulk to places that they are not allowed to go below a certain market price as to not make companies the monopoly on selling a certain product for dirt cheap and forcing other places to close because they cannot keep up.. say that price is no lower than $500... costco has been caught plenty of times with different companies selling products well below the mandated minimum market price that these companies put on their products.. they are worse than Walmart imho