they just happen..

stoner moments. lets hear em..

ill start, i had one a couple hours ago...slowed down and almost stopped at a Green light on Main St. lol, :ssmokeit:

 

Waited at a stop sign for 2 or 3 minutes because i thought it was a stop light :leaving:

 

I didn't do it, but I knew a guy that pulled up behind a parked car in a parking lot and sat there for 3 minutes thinking it was the exit and the parked car was waiting for the light to change......


He was driving a cab.

 

The classic: Did we just smoke a bowl? I don't remember.

 

This among more than I can remember.

 

a friend and i got in a cab a couple years back after this whole cig ban thing.. we pull out cigs and light them up and the cab driver slams on his breaks and goes "put those out... we can get a ticket for that shit" "oh sorry... well you mind if we smoke a bowl?" "nah man.. you get in less trouble for smoking that shit now then you do with these fucking cigarette ban"

 

hahahaha^ at phish (bethel II 5/28/11) i hurled a lighter through the air along with my handfull of glowsticks during the harry hood glowstick war. i was also on some bangin' mushrooms.. i just didnt notice what exactly was in my hand, thought it was just glowsticks.
looking back on it i could have thrown anything along with those sticks; my cell phone, bowl, weed.. whatever was in my pockets. i just wonder who i hit in the head with a lighter, thats why i included the date and the song and all that

 

i've stopped at a green light a couple of times... decided that driving high wasn't my thing haha

 

I made a pot of coffee at work without the pot. All of the coffee spilled onto the counter and all over the floor.

 

haha awesome

 

This is my favorite one by far, great story! A lot on here about driving so here is mine... Pulled up to a yellow light and stopped forn the red, started fucking with my stereo and look up. The light was yellow again. Sat through the whole green light lol.

 

thanks! that seems hilarious. that light mustve gone fastt

 

Not really a stoner moment but since y'all are talking about traffic lights.

Back when SW Ep1 came out, we road tripped a few times to Toronto to see it a the Colossus. Toking up in the parking lots seemed like a huge heat score but here's what we discovered:

The lights where you got off the 407 ramp onto weston, WILL NOT change unless there are two vehicles triggering it. At this time of night, a guy could be waiting forever. So, that's where we toked up. Sitting at the red light of forever. We ain't doing nothing...just waiting for our red light. Toke up, chill a bit, then turn right when we wanted to go. Suspicion free.

 

i think you're worrying too much about smoking weed in toronto lol

 

I had alberta plates at the time. I was a freakn' cop magnet.

 

Haha yea man for sure, I remember at the time my cd player was pretty janky. I can seriously relate to getting way to caught up in the moment on mushrooms! Sometimes you just get lost in your stream of consciousness and dont realize you are doing things till its already said and done. Kind of scary when you type it out and read it...Kind of awesome when it is actually happening! :2thumbsup:

 

Here is a stoner who was seriously fucked up and had a moment story....

So back in 06 I was at this festival called Fat Fest.. 3 day music festival... started off the 1st two nights drinking non-stop for 36hrs straight.. saturday night.. the final night i had been drinking and smoking all day.. ate some chocolates and a couple brownies... late in the night me and a buddy of mine are chatting it up with these two girls we know outside of the port-o-jons.. and all of a sudden i look off to the side and go to my buddy "Dude.. LOOK! The mooooon.. its. huuuuge!" and he looks up to the sky and goes "yeah i suppose man" and i see he's not looking where im looking and i grab him by the shoulder and go "No man.. over there.. the moon.. its fucking huge!" and he turns to me and goes "bro.. that's a billboard" *facepalm*

 

hahahahaha.. oh dear. i know a guy who got naked and like threw his wallet into the woods on acid(????) at phish... i don't understand how a situation like that comes up on acid

 

dude i think someone has gotten naked and streaked at like every fest ive been to lol

 

not even like "Woo! i wanna get naked!" more like "i'm freakin out! i better get naked!"