trade you...

I'll trade you that bucket of what you found when tidying up from last night's party for some of my blue belly-button fluff.

 

Trade ya for 1/2 can of beer I found in my garage from the Spring Fling.

 

I'll trade that can of beer for this ashtray full of cigarette butts.

 

Trade ya for an Anti-Smoking video.

 

I'll trade you that anti-smoking video for a turkey carcass, on Friday.

 

i'll trade you today's turkey carcass for next year's tomatoes

 

I'll trade you, your next year's tomatoes for a poke in the eye.