trade you...

trade something for the previous poster's item.

e.g. I have a 4 pack of beer

trade your 4 pack of beer for a coupla doobies

trade your doobies for my fluffy bunny

trade your fluffy bunny for a poke in the eye

etc...

Let us begin.

I have a pair of new blue jeans

 

I'll trade you a dead parrot for you new jeans.

 

Trade your dead parrot for a peacock feather quill pen

(hmmm ... I wonder what's the best way to cook a dead parrot ... :mickey

 

Ill trade your pen for a special limited edition rare 3 inch chest hair

 

ill trade your chest hair, for my gum collection under my desk at school - fruity too.

 

I'll trade your gum collection under your desk at school - fruity too, for that odd blue sock, with the hole in, that I found in the wash basket.

 

I'll trade your odd blue sock with a hole in it, for the used motor oil in my garage.

 

Trade you the used motor oil in your garage for all of the dents in my car

 

I'll trade all the dents in your car for whatever this is that I just scraped off the bottom of my shoe.

 

I'll trade you my dignity for whatever is on the bottom of your shoe. I think it's a pretty fair trade..

 

I'll trade you my intelligence for your dignity.


(man, are you get'in screwed on this deal )

 

I'll trade you my intelligence for your dignity, and throw in a rubber duck too.

 

illtrade the rubber duck for a chunk of balled up lint i just found where my leg meets my sack

 

I'm not trading anything with you..

 

I know you want to swap spit

 

I'll trade what you've got on your mind for a salad sandwich.

 

I'll trade myself that salad sandwich for a stick of white chalk.

 

I'll trade your stick of white chalk for my white stick

 

I'll trade your white stick for my yesterday's train ticket

 

I'll trade your yesterdays train ticket
for
A bucket of what I found when tidying up from last night's party