p0ly's chat room fun

Discussion in 'Humor' started by p0ly, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member

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    So entered a flirt chat room with the name 'littlemisskatiexxx' and got at least 50 invites to private chats.

    wow some of the shit these people come out with.

    the first guy could only get turned on my sucking girls feet and being humiliated and said he had a small cock... though first he said 'can you call me a loser'. he then asked if i had msn and wanted to be my 'homework slave'!!

    got invites to a slut pool party in Indiana, got told i could get a lift from springfield illinois if i was a slut and had slut friends.

    a girl told me she was bi then asked if i had sisters and if i've ever touched them. i said i was too shy to answer and she should tell me first when she started telling me about when she licked out her aunt!? fuckin hell.

    got lots of other fucked up messages i could go on and on and on.

    CRAZY SHIT
     
  2. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    Pretty fucked up ppl out there
     
  3. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member

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    oh also i asked at least 10 guys their cock sizes and funny how the minimum was 7 inch and highest i was told was 9 and a half. funny how the average is like what? 5-6? so 10 out of 10 with bigger than average what are the odds?

    :D
     
  4. Black_Lotus

    Black_Lotus Member

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    Haha wow...I think that really downgrades guys more than girls... Calling girls sluts is very hypocritical...
     
  5. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member

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    he said he'd have acid, ecstasy, shrooms and pot for me.

    if any girls near springfield wanna go to a pool drug fuck fest pm me and i can hook it up for you. just pretend your called katie and are 20 :2thumbsup:

    i was expecting it to be bad but not as bad as what that was!
     
  6. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    so i exaggerated a little bit....cut me some slack will ya katie
     
  7. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member

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    so you're the 35 year old male from Oregon then :daisy:
     
  8. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    Lmfao
     
  9. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member

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    fresh message:

    hey baby
    you like big dick?

    me: how big
    :D

    how does 9 inches sound?








    pfffffffff haahahahahah never ending.
     
  10. tokinginger

    tokinginger Member

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    I saw something on CL that made me laugh, no doubt the same guy posted these ads a few days apart in a section that isn't very busy-in one he claims to have 9 inches, in the other 8. Translation? He needs tweezers to find it. ;) Why are men so hung up on cock size anyhow? It really is how you use it that is the most important.
     
  11. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    The internet can be a scary place
     
  12. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member

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    yeah i really don't get it, is it impressive to have an inch bigger cock? it's all about skill and knowing how to stimulate the clit and tease her and learn her fetishes/turn ons ;)
     
  13. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    Hai guyz
     
  14. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    Is it really common courtesy to only post once in a thread?
     
  15. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    P0ly, that's so cruel muhaha!
     
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